We've all known about the line of Adidas Star Wars merchandise for awhile, but who knew they were gonna drop such a fresh Vader track jacket? Not me, and I know pretty much everything (I'm a college professor in every subject). The $100 abdomen candy even comes WITH A DETACHABLE CAPE AND BREAST PLATE! Unfortunately, you're gonna have to breath heavy on your own. Which shouldn't be a problem for you. Remember that time at the mall when the escalator was broken? You were wheezing.
Darth Vader Track Jacket finds your lack of warmth... disturbing [dvice]
Thanks to Closet Nerd, whose nerdy closet is jam-packed with Vader track jackets. Plus Members Only ones. Jealous!
If you've been reading Geekologie for awhile, you may recall the Marioflage 1-1 hoodie we posted around this time last year. Well now Enclothe is back with a World 1-2 version. Suck it, goombas!
A natural progression from our last Marioflage hoodie. Featuring inspired 8-bi... / Continue →
This is a $60 Optimus Prime hoodie from 80's Tees. It makes you look like the leader of the Autobots. Nobody is going to CONFUSE you for the leader of the Autobots, it just makes you look like him. The same way stapling fake pancakes and sausage links to your head would make... / Continue →
These are some $75 custom Mass Effect N7 leggings from Etsy seller Peachykiki. I don't care if they're more appropriate for a female Commander Shepard, I'm going to wear them, and I'm going to look GOOD wearing them. I might even shave my legs. But NOT my privates (I almost ... / Continue →