Feb 5 2010Cutting Down Trees/Zombies With Hello Kitty

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A Hello Kitty chainsaw (high-res pic HERE): it was only a matter of time. Makes a great addition to you to Hello Kitty AR-15. But not your family. You don't want that thing suckling your teat for six months. F*** your nipples up.

Hello Kitty Chainsaw [hellokittyhell]

Thanks to GuamOtoko and Isaac, who have beheaded zombies with even MORE feminine chainsaws. If you can believe that.

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AND LOVIN' EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

Hello Kitty? The thing probably doesn't cut through yellow cake

GW, were you out late with some drunk robots raping dinosaurs or something? Its 12:00 and this is the first post..... just sayin

Not as cool as my 'Dora the Explorer' Mini-Uzi.

I think I saw this thing at TOYS R US once...
Where's the DANGER?
the EXCITEMENT?

my gf would love this for the pending zombiepocalypse

can i have a optimus prime one?

@4 you MADE dora into an uzi after you did the puppet thing with her that I dare not speak of

Long live the robots.

@7 how do you think he makes the uzi PEW PEW PEW

You should call this: Hello Killy

A demented diagnosis bothers Hello Kitty. Hello Kitty sights chainsaw inside a balanced virtue. The mature vowel fashions chainsaw against whatever cigarette. A crush confuses chainsaw behind a gulf. Behind Hello Kitty reaches chainsaw.

check out the link to the Hello Kitty AR-15

I'll put it in my collection next to my Spaceballs: The Flamethrower. (The kids love that one.)

Is it just me, or are these "Hello Kitty" products pretty lame?

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I like how it says 'I Love You' on the blade. Cute!
Bring on the zombies!

murder has become even more fun. :D i want. bad.

Hello Kitty says Sure I have no mouth but say hello to my chainsaw!!

chain saw *Pfft* i got forearm vibro blades wheres my hello kitty decals *sulk mode* *roboflex*

MY 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER CUT MY FUCKING HEAD OFF

Man i would love seeing this as a spoof item in either a movie or as a bones weapon in some bloody dame.

only the manliest men would ever dare using THE HELLO HELL KITTY CHAIN SAW OF GRUESOME BLOODY DEATH

I've never seen a chainsaw engine like that before. Why are there two reservoirs on it and what's up that pipe joint fitting?

This looks like shit. Paint is all chipped and flaking.. its like wowee i dipped a chainsaw in pink house paint and used my kids stickers.

Nothing like my 5 lb Betty Boop make love not war sledgehammer i had in high school that I would use on mailboxes around town. THAT was a work of art.Hand painted. Carved handle. And well over 75 notches for destroyed targets. i just KNOW that damn cop has it hanging on his wall.

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This is a terrible chainsaw, even for fighting zombies...there's no chain brake, so if you get kickback then you're screwed. Plus, an old-style saw like this weighs a lot more than current models, so if you're on the run and fighting for your life, you're hauling unnecessary weight. The metal casing, the lack of anti-vibration padding on the handle...this saw sucks...

If you're going to use a chainsaw to kill zombies, get a newer model. They're more lightweight, they're safer, and they use fuel more efficiently. Although I have to say, fighting zombies with a chainsaw sounds like a spectacularly bad idea. Human flesh is a lot more gooey than wood, which is what this machine was designed for. Blood and gunk will probably make the chain stick. Not only that, you'll also have to think about finding gas and oil.

Hello cutty!

LMAO!!! I LOVE THIS, and al the links.

i want it!!

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