Culinary Masterpiece: A Taco Bell Cheesy Double Beef Burrito Stuffed Sausage Log

Some guy went and stuffed a sausage roll with a Cheesy Double Beef Burrito from Taco Bell. Sure it's grade D (for delicious) meat, but, wait -- where's the bacon wrap? Pfft, and I almost called you a genius.

Taco Bell Stuffed Sausage [epicportions]

Thanks to Jessica, who once stuffed a burrito with four kinds of bacon. Four kinds?! Was one of them Canadian?

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