Come On, Kitty!: Cat Versus Robot Fight
This is a video of a cat fighting a robot. I don't want to ruin it for you, but it does have a happy ending. Now I know what you're thinking, "HOLY SHIT -- SENSUAL YOUTUBE MASSAGES?!" No moron, you think I'd be writing if those existed?
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