Beep Boop Bop: Robot Informational Graphic

Full-size version of the whole poster HERE, or hit the jump to see it in stunning 450px quality.

Robots: they suck and they're going to kill us all. And this informational graphic proves it. I think. Granted I didn't bother reading it, but that's because I already know everything there is to know about robots (see first sentence).

Hit the jump or the link at the top to get your learn on.

World of Robot Graph [i-am-bored]

Thanks to Angel Mass and Michael,

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