Feb 4 2010Bacon Maple Lollipops Now Come Caffeinated
Remember the post about Lollyphile's Maple Bacon Lollipops from many moons ago? Well just when you thought there wasn't any room for improvement, room was cleared because NOW EACH SUCKER COMES JAM-PACKED WITH THE CAFFEINE EQUIVALENT OF TWO CUPS OF COFFEE! I'm sweating and it feels like my heart's gonna explode! 4 pops for $10, 12 for $24, 36 for $52 and I'll throw in a reach around. But only for the ladies. Kidding -- I can't quit your father!
Product Site (also check out their White Russian pops)
Thanks to jason, who, I'll take a sample pack thank you.
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Reader Comments
1. poop - February 4, 2010 11:45 AM
Tina Turner
Private Dancer
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names
You don't think of them as human
You don't think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do
I want to make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah, I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do
Deutch marks or dollars
American Express will do nicely, thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me, do you wanna see me do the shimmy again?
2. naas - February 4, 2010 11:48 AM
baconnnn!
3. DaveXor - February 4, 2010 11:49 AM
@1 Seriously?
@all i may be a geek-traitor but EWW.
4. Closet Nerd - February 4, 2010 11:49 AM
I think I just came!!!!
@1 Fuck Off!!!!!!!!!!
http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20100115/gif_07.gif
5. DH - February 4, 2010 11:54 AM
lmfao 2 cups? really? let's put some steroids in there too just for good measure.
6. Anti-Stupid - February 4, 2010 11:55 AM
Poop, your copy & paste post is dumb and anoying. Go die in a ditch somewhere with your Tina Turner Private Dancer
7. Asperflux - February 4, 2010 12:00 PM
Long live the robots.
8. naas - February 4, 2010 12:01 PM
@1 you're doing the tina turner lyrics thing again? That was like last summer old when your name was poop on my small shaft. Why don't you just be who you are instead of acting like a douche?
9. Steven - February 4, 2010 12:01 PM
I can honestly say don't bother buying anything from that piece of crap website. Takes weeks to get anything from them and they all taste pretty much the same - and it's not very pleasant. The "real coffee" one was particularly foul, dunno what kind of coffee the owner usually drinks but it seems he brews it up with onions.
10. the robots - February 4, 2010 12:05 PM
Long live Asperflux
11. poop - February 4, 2010 12:15 PM
@8 naas
I'm sorry i have offended you..... please accept this free internet hug as my apology.
12. naas - February 4, 2010 12:18 PM
poop! I'm not offended, it's just so... I dunno, pointlessly stupid I guess(?) I'm much happier to hear from you rather than read the private dancer repost
13. poop - February 4, 2010 12:20 PM
@naas
Next post, i have a little something for you .
14. Closet Nerd - February 4, 2010 12:27 PM
@poop
if the song you post has something to do with the post, that wouldn't be so bad
i.e. you should of maybe posted the lyrics to "Lolipop"
15. naas - February 4, 2010 12:34 PM
@poop nice, let's see it
16. Closet Nerd - February 4, 2010 12:34 PM
@11 i think you'd have better luck with a peace pipe... or a peace bong.... just sayin
17. naas - February 4, 2010 12:38 PM
@16 you must think I smoke weed all the time, don't you?
18. Pat - February 4, 2010 12:50 PM
Bacon + caffeine?! I'll never have to leave my bomb shelter again!
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19. buggy - February 4, 2010 1:09 PM
@Steven dunno about the coffee flavor, but I got the boozy pack as a present from my gf & it was great!
20. Closet Nerd - February 4, 2010 1:25 PM
@17 doesn't everyone?
21. naas - February 4, 2010 1:30 PM
@Closet Nerd http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtase4WBM6s
22. JADE - February 4, 2010 1:34 PM
Do people really eat this shit? I think I would rather eat POOP.........
23. Closet Nerd - February 4, 2010 1:36 PM
@21 hahahaha!
"i smoke weed everyday, all day.... shit!" hahahaha
i loved that guy in Benchwarmers...... just sayin
24. naas - February 4, 2010 1:51 PM
@21 if you haven't caught a lot of nick swardson, the gay prostitute from reno911 in the past few years, I 'highly' recommend searching his name on youtube or google. He has some great stand up as well as other worthy viral material you might find pretty damn funny my friend
25. Closet Nerd - February 4, 2010 2:04 PM
@24 Oh i'm sure. I always like his parts in movies. His part in "Grandma's Boy" was pretty good. If you haven't seen that movie, check it out. That was another one of those movies, that I had to own once I watched it..... just like Super Troopers.
26. naas - February 4, 2010 3:32 PM
@25 "Dude, I can't believe you came on my mom"
"HOW many people did you tell man!?"
"I dunno, like......13.... maybe"
27. Closet Nerd - February 4, 2010 3:40 PM
@26 That is the EXACT quote I was gonna throw out there if you had said you never seen it...... scary GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
28. julia - February 7, 2010 12:27 AM
The Australian cricket team has taken exception to Harbajhan Singh’s alleged comments about Andrew Symonds being a monkey, and told the Indian tourists in no uncertain terms that in this country, racial slurs are unacceptable when uttered by anyone other than Tony Greig.
http://www.ecougg.com