Bacon Turtles: The Perfect Food Group?

This is a group of Cheesy Bacon Turtles after sunning themselves in the oven. They look pretty disgusting but I'm sure like they taste like a little salmonella-y slice of heaven. Just don't tell the Ninja Turtles I said that (I still owe Michelangelo for the last bag we split).

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Thanks to bowzee and MalfunctionX, who eat cheesy bacon turtle soup like it's their job. Because it is. Shredder makes them.

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