Feb 1 2010AR 'Paper Rock Scissors' Shirt Lets You Play With Yourself (HA -- Like You Don't Already!)

Marc Stromberg went and developed an augmented reality t-shirt that allows you to play paper rock scissors with yourself via webcam and computer. You just put the shirt on, go to THIS special website, and you'll be yelling at your laptop for cheating in no time. Dynamite?! DYNAMITE?! Why you cheating son of a robot whore!!
Hit the jump for a video of all the fun to be had, along with a printable version of the symbol so you can play.
Augmented Reality Game With Chest-Exploding Virtual Hand [gajitz]
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Printable Symbol (PDF document)
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Game Website
Thanks to meowmo, who knows you don't need a computer to play paper rock scissors alone. You just have to sit on one hand till it goes numb.
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Reader Comments
1. Que - February 1, 2010 11:37 AM
Que rock always wins.
2. naas - February 1, 2010 11:38 AM
God & his free will let me play with myself GW
3. naas - February 1, 2010 11:39 AM
@1 I don't understand the que thing really, but it's always nice to see you here
4. Tom - February 1, 2010 11:50 AM
Fiduciary markers != Augmented Reality. The sooner people figure this out the sooner we can move on with real AR technology.
5. naas - February 1, 2010 11:56 AM
@4 I think it kind of does actually. I can also appreciate your use of bang equals to represent 'does not' instead of just typing 'doesn't'
6. Skeletor - February 1, 2010 11:58 AM
how about rock, paper, shocker?
7. Joe - February 1, 2010 12:00 PM
pretty cool!
8. Closet Nerd - February 1, 2010 12:05 PM
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock is the BEST...... just sayin
9. your mom is my whore - February 1, 2010 12:05 PM
@6 win, shocker is a great addition to the mix
but the whole idea is kinda lame to play by yourself
that would just increase your level of suckiness
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fucking skanks
10. Closet Nerd - February 1, 2010 12:12 PM
@4&5 I am just too baked right now to follow what is being said. My brain doesn't seem to comprehend anything being said, except maybe that "!=" equals "doesn't"
11. jodie - February 1, 2010 12:18 PM
@10 yeah..Thats what i gathered but, that would make the sentence grammaticaly incorrect. (not that i care...just tryin'to figure things out)
12. naas - February 1, 2010 12:26 PM
@10 no work today? I was only drinking this morning up until seeing your comment, I'll pack one up right now & join you
13. naas - February 1, 2010 12:33 PM
Where's the dude who comments using the weird Q eyes? I like the picture his screen name brings up in google images, but I can't find those symbols in the character map.
They're like this σ except upside down
14. ipadrulez - February 1, 2010 12:59 PM
Why it doesnt surprise me that this usefull thing was done in a mac...?
15. Pat - February 1, 2010 1:03 PM
@8 ST: OS rules or ST: TNG?
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16. ciao - February 1, 2010 2:23 PM
the concept of this is interesting on how a green zombie-like hand sticks out of a little window from your shirt and only wants to play rock-paper-scissors... to prevent the urge to rip off the person's scalp and devour the brains.
17. Closet Nerd - February 1, 2010 3:00 PM
@12 No work on Mondays. Mondays I'm at home with the little ones.
18. Nate - February 1, 2010 6:59 PM
No computer geeks here who care to translate "!=" means "does not equal," or any variation of that?
Grammatically, it's fine.
As for this AR pos......whatever. It's a cute idea and I guarantee someone will use it to make a video of a virtual hand jacking them off. If you notice, the hand doesn't come magically out of the shirt. It's on the video shot from the computer. Ever play that game popping balloons on your tv with a webcam to "motion caputre" yourself?
Better application: Live video stream with a virtual horny dog that humps the object(s) being recorded. College humor ahoy!
19. Jiakasuma - February 2, 2010 12:24 AM
meh
20. meowmo - February 2, 2010 6:12 PM
Yay yay! i win! thanks to Erik who knows how to let a friend know how to get you to post things: guilt.
21. Duvvar Design - February 9, 2010 10:29 AM
beatifull t-shirt ;)
this is thank you.. :)