Feb 1 2010About Time!: First 3-D Adult Film Coming Soon

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Apparently Tinto Brass, notorious smut peddler and director of the 1979 blockbuster failure 'Caligula' is set to film the first 3-D adult picture.

Brass plans to "revisit an abandoned project about a Roman emperor that was ruined by Americans, and go from there," something which sounds distinctly like a revisiting of his notorious 1979 film Caligula, made in collaboration with author Gore Vidal. Ironically Brass was upset at the time due to hardcore sex scenes being inserted (matron! etc...) without his knowledge.


Filming is set to start this Summer in what will be the first 3D production to be filmed in Italy.

I'm honestly having a hard(!) time getting excited(!) about some dude waving his 3-D junk around in my face. Call me crazy, but I think I'm gonna have to pass on this one. You see, porn's not really my scene. Well, except for this one. Now if you'll excuse me -- FLUFFER!

Caligula Director To Make First 3D Porn Movie [moviefone]

Thanks to rya, who's holding out for 4-D. 4-D? WTF IS THAT?!

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HA.... 3-D money shots FTMFW

3-D Boobs in the face FTMFBITFW

Oh yeah!!! I need that 3D spunk on my face!

3-D bouncing butts popping off the screen & hitting the function keys on my keyboard FTMFBOTKW

@3 eww

...isn't that always how it lands on your face Jaded? I mean.... just sayin

Is anyone else seeing the geekologie ad at the bottom of the page showing the negative of 2 chicks getting about to get it on? Nice one GW, that's the best fucking & most appropriate link to date my fine feathered friend

Wasn't there a 3-d Porno made back in the seventies or eighties? I think it took place on a plane.

This will not be the first 3D porno. I have personally seen (an old, battered copy of) Disco Dolls in Hot Skin and I know that crew made at least one more.

@9 was any of it shot (there's some pun there, sure) on an airplane?

@The picture above, the guy with the cult collar just slightly left from the center = enjoying bijou a little too much

Damn! I saw this the other day and didn't even think to send it in!

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Well, 4D is when they add extra effects, like wind, cold, heat, etc. Haha, I can imagine already, boobs in 3D and smell of leather and lubricant around you...

soooo not the first 3-D porn. It's a scientific fact (test tubes were used) that Porn is the earliest adopter of all new media formats. There was 3-D porn back in the 70's when 3-D first came along and there's currently a gay porn site that's been producing 3-D for a while now.

3-D porn? Why not just get a hooker? Aren't they pretty much the same thing?

@15
3-D porn won't give you crabs and steal your wallet.

@14

I agree. I've been to a midnight screening of some 70's 3-D porno. Everyone who went got those stupid glasses and free drinks. I guess the booze helps with the fact that everyone is sporting about 20 lbs. of pubic hair and that one (or more) of them could quite possibly be a parent of ours.

First? Not by a long shot. Keep in mind the 3D hype has been ongoing since the '50s, of course there have been adult movies before!

I distinctly remember seeing an Emmanuelle movie in 3D.

@18

How do you not see that a half hour ago someone already posted basically the same thing? Sans date reference discrepancy.

PS- The dude in the front right is not amused at all.

@20 no he's not....

Not only you get 3-d glasses with this, but a complimentary pack of napkins ;)

Damn it i wanted to create the first 3D porn i was going to call it "3D Double D's"

Actually, I definitely own a movie called "Princess Orgasmia & The Magic Bed" on VHS and it is TOTALLY in 3-D...nothin' like sci-fi porn!

Admission to owning 109 porn videos in 3...2...1...


I have 109 pr0n tapes, guys.

3D rivers of cottage cheese legs, Saggy boobs, and nutsacks.
FTL

Finally, they are using 3D what it was intended for... PORN!

Hi, I'm from Italy, here there are voices about this movie going to be called... CHIAVATAR
(the verb "chiavare" is an euphemism to say "to fuck"... this is the most brilliant part!!!)

LOL

When I was in college, at the local theater, for a midnight movie, they played "The Lollipop girls" or something like that, it was a John Holmes movie and it was totally in 3-D, got the glasses and everything, and sure enough, there was a 3-D spunk shot, that went right at ya.

This is not the first 3-D porno, a local art house movie theatre in my area showed tons of 3-D pornos on friday nights durning the summer at midnight. There were tons made in the 70s

1. Where did you get that picture?

2. I think this film will more likely use the technique used with Avatar. Because that is new.

3. 3D sucks aslong as you have to wear glasses. There is a reason Philips stagnated its real 3D production. As in a non glasses 3D tv. Only to hear the competition claim glasses, without a proper standard for it. A bit like HD DVD vs Blu-Ray vs Betamax vs VHS.

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