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You Deserve To Wreck: A Bike Book Holder

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Similar in concept to the steering wheel desk, the $15 Performance Book Caddy is chock-full of design win. You just mount it to your bike's handlebars, and, within minutes, crash into the back of a parked car and break bones. Fun!

Trying to find time to catch up on your reading and training? Do both at one time with the Performance Book Caddy! Perfect for all types of reading material. It mounts in seconds to virtually any road, mountain or stationary bike.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? If you answered, "GW, I bet you could fit your laptop on there", you are. I'm blogging from the road, suckers! OH -- OH SHIT!!

Okay now I'm blogging from a drainage ditch. Haha, why is there a human leg in here?
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MEDIC!

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  • Rob

    You are a moron. It's for trainer rides. That means stationary and indoors, not riding on the road.

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