Yikes!: SCARY LITTLE VADER IS SCARY
This is a child dressed as a helmet-less Darth Vader. Why any parent would subject their child to this sort of cruelty is beyond me. One look at himself in the mirror and that poor bastard is scarred for life. So creepy. I think I speak for us all when I say closing your eyes and imagining Darth Vader's shriveled rutabaga head in Return of the Jedi is a surefire way to shoot down a rogue boner.
Morbid Darth Vader Costume For Kids Looks Deadly! [walyou]
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This is an ultra-realistic bust of Grand Moff Tarkin from the first Star Wars movie lovingly creepycrafted by effects artist/sculptor Jordu Schell. Speaking of Grand Moffs -- I watched an old 70's porno over the weekend. You should've seen the bushes on these dudes -- one guy... / Continue →
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I hate out of season articles as much as you do, but this tauntaun Halloween costume by Scott Holden was too good not to post. Plus, I'd have already forgotten about it by the time Halloween rolls around next year (booze). Scott made this amazing costume from scratch. Using... / Continue →
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Here's a little gallery of sexy Star Wars costumes to get you excited about handing out candy to undeserving teenagers who didn't even bother dressing up. Ha, you're probably just gonna leave a bowl with a "please take one" note aren't you? Well let me tell you something -- t... / Continue →
