Like being a father, just the very thought of it makes me sick to my stomach. And the only thing that makes this redeemable is the fact that "my robe and wizard hat" also made the cut (bloodninja, high-five!). Oh, and "my Robert Pattinson". God that's pathetic. Listen Twi-Hards -- HE WILL NEVER BE YOURS. Will you, Robert? No, you won't. Now keep tickling, glittercakes.
Never Have Unprotected Robot Sex [autocompleteme]
Thanks to Twelveburgers, who, wait -- no cheese?
It's a giant baby robot. It exemplifies everything that's wrong with robotics. Namely, that they exist -- or were born, if you will (L337 baby tie-in FTW!). It shouldn't exist. If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and make sure it was never created bang dinos. Sorry... / Continue →
Wow, what a picture. Somebody must've opted for the deluxe package at Sears Portrait Studio!
A study at the University of Washington's Institute for Learning and Brain Sciences took a sample of 64 18-month-old babies, who were all tested individually. The experimental test ... / Continue →
Note: Probably NSFW video is after the jump because I don't want any crying robot babies popping out and slopping on the front page.
This is a video of a robotic vagina giving birth complete with the most terrifying sounds I've ever heard in my 29 years of existence (not even ... / Continue →