Jan 6 2010Why's He So Small?: Bigfoot Lawn Sculpture
I remember seeing this in the Skymall catalog the last time I was on a plane (suck it, boat!) and telling myself to remember to post it. That was months ago. Those little airplane bottles played a trick on me!
With his characteristically big feet, our more than two-foot-tall Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti Statue will have guests doing a double-take as they admire your creative decor style!
First of all, two feet tall? That's the opposite of Bigfoot -- that's smallfoot. And definitely not worth 100 bones. Also, no guest is going to admire your creative decor style. They're gonna think you're a classless jackass. No, the only Bigfoot I want in my front yard is the monster truck. YOU GONNA DIE, BEGONIAS!
Thanks to Fally, who will take a conical hatted gnome over a little bigfoot any day.
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Reader Comments
1. bangdango - January 6, 2010 9:45 AM
1st!??!
2. bangdango - January 6, 2010 9:46 AM
yes!!! sweet!
3. 2nd - January 6, 2010 9:46 AM
SECOND WOOOOOOOT
LAG IN FRONT OF A BUS IRL
4. Whiskey - January 6, 2010 9:46 AM
@1...........
5. bangdango - January 6, 2010 9:49 AM
This is pretty cool. I want one in my bathroom holding my towel when I get out of shower.
6. Timbo - January 6, 2010 9:51 AM
I'm going to make a nine foot tall one, make with real fur... sweet....
7. Gringly - January 6, 2010 9:52 AM
I remember seeing this in SKYmall in 2007 and in every catalog since.
8. Van - January 6, 2010 9:57 AM
monster struck what?
9. Jaded Icon - January 6, 2010 10:03 AM
All I can think of when I look at this thing is Harry and the Hendersons......am I the only one?
10. Closet Nerd - January 6, 2010 10:04 AM
Big Foot's pose looks like you could get a dozen of them, and put them in a circle jerk in the middle of the lawn.
I bet that would keep the Jehovah's Witnesses away......... just sayin
11. B - January 6, 2010 10:04 AM
Hey Assclown Media, your site is redirecting people. Here's the URL it's sending me to:
http://clixrevenue.comfront.blueseek.com/jump1/?affiliate=clixrevenue&subid=comfront&terms=kinchen%2Bfuneral%2Bhome&sid=Z591044242%40%40QMfljMwAzM1EzX5ITOx8FNy8VO081MzIDM5cjM2ITM&a=pyvkerirahr&mr=1&rc=0&tr=Z474044637@@AcoBnLoNmchV2cv02bj5SMyMTZklWdn5yd3d3LvoDc0RHa
12. GiNa - January 6, 2010 10:08 AM
Who's backyard looks like that? I want that sick ass waterfall, forget the big foot...
13. Closet Nerd - January 6, 2010 10:09 AM
It has redirected me several times to different sites, including the yellow pages.
When i open geekologie, my status bar looks up like 50 websites (some of which apparently are blocked by my firewall) and then it freezes my window. And my internet connection is a T1 line, so i know its not slow internet on my side.
14. LSDiesel - January 6, 2010 10:10 AM
I think bigfoot IS blurry. We've got a large out-of-focus monster running around out there!
R.I.P. Mitch
15. Closet Nerd - January 6, 2010 10:12 AM
@14 "THAT TREE IS REALLY FAR AWAY!!!!!!"
16. JR - January 6, 2010 10:26 AM
This is the same statue featured on VH1's Real Chance 2! Check out the first episode to see this beauty in action.
17. Dishy Dishyington - January 6, 2010 10:33 AM
Is it true what they say about a guy who has big feet?
18. Cinema Obsessed - January 6, 2010 10:35 AM
And for cold countries there's the two-foot abominable snowman...
19. Closet Nerd - January 6, 2010 10:37 AM
@17 Yes.... they have big boots
20. Dishy Dishyington - January 6, 2010 10:41 AM
@19, then it's no wonder clowns are so scary.
21. Pat - January 6, 2010 10:54 AM
What can't you find in SKYMALL?
22. KBOTZ - January 6, 2010 11:18 AM
@9 you stole the words right outta my fingers.
23. Ego - January 6, 2010 11:32 AM
hmm if it was 12 feet tall i'd buy it, just to put outside my neighbor's window in the night.
24. The Glamorous Life Association - January 6, 2010 11:37 AM
Dude. I was all over this more than a year ago
http://marcywrites.com/2008/05/the-comedy-hunter/
Am I surprised it is STILL in the Skymall? Nope. Cuz it is awesome OR people are idiots. Kinda hard to tell when you are dealing with mythical characters.
25. Jiakasuma - January 6, 2010 11:49 AM
"admire" wtf
26. Travel Reviews - January 6, 2010 1:07 PM
come on, in a mall?!
27. Ch4p3l - January 6, 2010 1:23 PM
@10 Dude, I almost swallowed my Skoal I was laughing so hard!!
Looks like the mom from the xbox vid!
28. B - January 6, 2010 1:49 PM
At least the redirect has stopped.
@13
I realize that it redirects to different pages. What I posted was the intermediary URL, the one that the embedded code sends you to, that then launches another webpage, which presumably the redirecter's owner makes money by referring people to.
I don't know that anyone at Anticlown reads these, or if knowing the URL helps too much, but I figured it *might* help...since I can't say which of the ads was launching the code for the redirect, at least URL of the place to which I was redirected might be of use.
29. Heronus - January 6, 2010 2:56 PM
Bigfoot?
That's Chewbacca!
30. voltron - January 6, 2010 2:58 PM
G.W. is ridiculous. Boat ride beats plane ride every time!
31. PC - January 6, 2010 3:05 PM
Bigfoot or Bear?
http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/
32. Gogofloof - January 6, 2010 4:13 PM
Definately Harry.
33. iocaine - January 6, 2010 8:38 PM
Anyone notice GW said "last time I was on a plane?" I thought he never left his room.
LIES GW! LIES!
34. Leonidas - January 7, 2010 10:20 PM
Lovely, I've always wanted a Tom Waits lawn ornament.
35. mimi - January 7, 2010 11:42 PM
More weird statues @ www.designtoscano.com