Where Was I?: Limited Edition Star Trek Eggos

Apparently these limited edition Star Trek waffles were released back in March to hype the new film before it came out. Why I never knew about them or got my syrup-loving paws on some is beyond me, but it probably had something to do with living under a laundry basket in my parents' basement. Anyway, there were over 25 different out-of-this-world (kill me now) designs in total, with at least 14 containing unsafe levels of penis-shrinking Yellow #5. Which, nice try buddy, but we all know you never had any either.

Hit the jump for a bunch of the other designs. But bring syrup!

Kellogg's Introduces Limited Edition Eggo Waffles With Star Trek Images [trekmovie]

Thanks to Cheyenne, who shares my penchant for months-old news.

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