Jan 24 2010We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat Blood Clot
What in the hell is that? I mean, besides the most dangerous looking shark-inspired edged weapon I've ever seen? Good God. I'd hate to trip and fall on that. Or you. Cause then it'd probably look like we were doing it. Awkward. HEY -- I felt that! You thrusted.
Shark Knife [sadanduseless]
Thanks to Dena, who has a crocodile inspired knife but only uses it to open packages.
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Reader Comments
1. therealRoboticDeathArmy - January 24, 2010 8:46 PM
FIRST AGAIN MINIONS
2. WhateverHelpsYouSleepAtNightBtch - January 24, 2010 8:48 PM
this is pretty cool... I want one!
3. Leanna-Faise - January 24, 2010 9:20 PM
Does it...open cans? o_0
4. hellbringer - January 24, 2010 9:21 PM
This is George Bush's fault.
5. Meatpuppet - January 24, 2010 9:24 PM
That's the dumbest thing I have ever seen.
6. AntBriWes - January 24, 2010 9:32 PM
Can I have three? One for each hand and another for...
7. Billy Rapture - January 24, 2010 9:36 PM
@trRDA
Really?
Really.
8. Jim Shooter - January 24, 2010 9:46 PM
It's for punch fucking octopussies!
9. eron - January 24, 2010 10:20 PM
Those are called Katars
10. Thumperchica - January 24, 2010 10:37 PM
I want this... for a wedding present!
11. suomynonA - January 24, 2010 10:52 PM
This is an home abortioning tool.
12. Vanessa - January 24, 2010 11:30 PM
i did thrust... sorry. or am i?
13. g.elainemarley - January 24, 2010 11:56 PM
Does anyone else think that this knife kinda looks like the 'Game Shark' shark?
14. Billy Rapture - January 24, 2010 11:56 PM
@13 It does!!!
15. Ando - January 25, 2010 12:10 AM
Give that shit to Aquaman and he's be the baddest mother fucker around (next to Batman of course).
16. sancho beezy - January 25, 2010 12:56 AM
namor>aquabitch any day
17. elboroto - January 25, 2010 1:04 AM
Se7en
18. graf zeppelin - January 25, 2010 3:36 AM
wow. I can see that stuff sticking out on the other side of therealroboticdeatharmy. my god it will be beautiful.
19. Just Sayin' - January 25, 2010 3:39 AM
Holy crap that looks stabby. Just sayin...
20. om3ga - January 25, 2010 3:54 AM
i like the backwards-curved gut spiller fin on top.
21. Victoria Stitch - January 25, 2010 4:27 AM
ouch thats gotta hurt!
22. therealRoboticDeathArmy - January 25, 2010 5:01 AM
I am a first-tard of the higest order I want you to know that I am proud of this like I am proud of those things I do to my poodle on a saturday night :)
23. HungLikeAGeek - January 25, 2010 5:03 AM
Im pretty sure the first time you practice using that thing, your gonna get more f$$cked up than your opponent.
Thats just evil.
24. mugglesquop - January 25, 2010 5:56 AM
there is another shark knife related pic from the same source:
http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/339.jpg
25. ramility - January 25, 2010 6:25 AM
Sharks are pretty much dino's There both from the same age.......
26. ramility - January 25, 2010 6:26 AM
@15 Of COURSE!!! Ty
27. Vjeshitza - January 25, 2010 7:59 AM
Pretty cool. Have you seen what day is today? First human DEATH by ROBOT, 31 years ago.
28. PoS - January 25, 2010 8:01 AM
What a heap of shit.
The first thing that'd happen if you punched someone with that is you'd lose your little finger.
29. Ickorus - January 25, 2010 8:46 AM
You know i thrusted GW, you know it.
30. Jaded Icon - January 25, 2010 9:24 AM
Well, I'm still going to bring a gun to this shark knife fight......
31. Xodus I - January 25, 2010 9:56 AM
Rofl, There's a jaws advertisement right under the suggested entries on my page. How ironic.
32. GW Fan - January 25, 2010 11:21 AM
I've never looked at the comments before, so I don't know if people say this a lot--but I'm a big fan of the GW. Very funny, consistently. Impressive.
33. Closet Nerd - January 25, 2010 11:42 AM
I came across a picture of this last week when i was searching for the Shark WASP knife to submit, but i found the WASP knife was already featured.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/knife_injects_compressed_gas_i.php
34. UnpaidParkingTickets - January 25, 2010 1:58 PM
Wow...This would make such a great present for my kid nephew! I also taught him how to run with scissors, with the blade pointing up...haha
35. Hugo - January 25, 2010 2:58 PM
If a dude came at me with that, I'd just hit him on the nose with a stick.
36. Fucking Dumb! - January 25, 2010 3:45 PM
You have failed. Fall on your sword. Hold that! On second thought, don't! I don't want to have to clean up the mess! You're weapon should never be intrinsically more dangerous to you than your opponent!
37. Your not You're - January 25, 2010 3:47 PM
Always proofread, spellcheck doesn't understand grammatical differences. ;-)
38. Covert Koala - January 25, 2010 4:49 PM
Yikes, that would really give you a hemorrhoid when you went to wipe.
39. David Henley - January 25, 2010 5:47 PM
Rock. Scissors. Paper. Shark Knife.
http://www.sadanduseless.com/image.php?n=339
40. RighteousJoana - January 25, 2010 11:52 PM
i wonder how many times he cut himself trying to put that on
41. coledeni - January 26, 2010 11:32 AM
does anyone have one for sale
42. meowmo - January 26, 2010 3:02 PM
i love this. it is magical.
43. NicholasRene - January 26, 2010 11:04 PM
they need to make one that looks like a wolf.
44. Bassmaster - January 27, 2010 1:16 PM
Wow... they should make one that looks like a Killer Whale... that way those poor seal hunters don't have to use clubs anymore.
45. Name (required) - January 27, 2010 3:28 PM
LMAO The lateral and vertical fins point at the user. That has to be the dumbest thing ever done. That's not a weapon, it's a klingon harakiri knife. If you make a weapon, you want the sharp points AWAY from you and towards the attacker. Just a simple roundkick to the tip of that thing would make for an awesome FAIL video. LOL Oh wait, it's a Darwin Cheese slicer from Ronko.
46. pazzuzu - January 28, 2010 12:34 AM
That thing is so Cash.......
47. bleh? - January 28, 2010 9:05 PM
they should have put this shit in MW2! not knifed u got fucking shark raped!