January 24, 2010

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat Blood Clot

Filed Under: dangerous / i'd hate to run into that thing in a dark alley / i'm gonna need a bigger spleen / knife / ouch / salsa shark / shark / sharp / we're gonna need a bigger gaping wound / wow / wtf is that?! / yikes!

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What in the hell is that? I mean, besides the most dangerous looking shark-inspired edged weapon I've ever seen? Good God. I'd hate to trip and fall on that. Or you. Cause then it'd probably look like we were doing it. Awkward. HEY -- I felt that! You thrusted.

Shark Knife [sadanduseless]

Thanks to Dena, who has a crocodile inspired knife but only uses it to open packages.