We're Gonna Need A Bigger
Boat Blood Clot
What in the hell is that? I mean, besides the most dangerous looking shark-inspired edged weapon I've ever seen? Good God. I'd hate to trip and fall on that. Or you. Cause then it'd probably look like we were doing it. Awkward. HEY -- I felt that! You thrusted.
Shark Knife [sadanduseless]
Thanks to Dena, who has a crocodile inspired knife but only uses it to open packages.