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Wait, What?: Oxygen Therapy For Your Pets

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You know what your dog needs? A f***ing walk. Not oxygen therapy. But hey, it's available if you want it. Just don't expect us to stay friends afterward. I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE!

Developed by Air Press, the chambers are designed to help the dogs relax from their stressful days of eating, walking and being frequently petted by their human servants owners. Located in Yoyogi Uehara, the service goes for about 2,000 yen ($21) for 30 minutes

Jesus, oxygen therapy for your pets? I NEED THAT OXYGEN. Seriously, it's all fun and games till we're huffing that shit out of cans like in Spaceballs. I'd hate to have to survive off whippits. No, no I wouldn't. To the grocery store!

Air Press chamber offers oxygen therapy for your pet [dvice]

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