People can tell by your social awkwardness, you don't need a certificate. Also, isn't selling $1 virgin diplomas to people who "feel like a virgin, or want to be a virgin again" encouraging deception? And deception, as we all know, is the mantra of the Decepticons. Don't get me wrong, I still ordered like fifty certificates with a bunch of my aliases, but still. Do as I say, not as I do.
Thanks to David, who has a certified sexpert certificate. And I should know, I signed it.
You know how they say that couples that are together for a long time start to look like one another? I know, I thought that was an old wive's tale too (old wives talk about the craziest shit!). Anyway, with this concept in mind, an upcoming online dating service (findyourfac... / Continue →
Apparently a new rent-a-girlfriend (not to be confused with rent-a-gamerfriend) website in France is causing a stir, with some claiming it's a glorified escort service, and others claiming it's the best thing that's ever happened to them.
Spoil yourself, rent a girlfriend! Thi... / Continue →
Dammit girl, get a Band-Aid on that finger!
This is Quantum Sensations, an aerosol spray containing 0.075ml of alcohol that, when sprayed into the mouth, makes the user instantly drunk for a couple seconds. Wait -- then why doesn't Binaca breath spray do the same thing? Rega... / Continue →