January 28, 2010
Uh-Oh: Link Out Of Hearts AND Lon-Lon Milk

Link. Link. LINK! Nooooooooooooooo!! Somebody fetch this little guy a fairy, STAT! Damnit Tink, what the hell good are you gonna do? But while you're here -- dust me so I can fly my ass out of here. I don't need to be standing around with a pocketful of rupees when Zelda's people show up.
Quickly Give Link Some Hearts! [epicwinftw]
Thanks to Yopoleo and Awesomeonius, who would have at least slipped the little guy a red potion.