This is a taxidermied mouse with a flash drive wedged up its ass. It reminds me spying days when I made off with a bunch of top secret files from the Pentagon. Except that wasn't a flash drive, it was a stack of 5Â¼-inch floppies. And let me tell you: based on the way I was walking you would've sworn they were only 3Â½-inchers. I sashayed out of there like a f***ing runway model!
Hit the jump for a video of the mouse in action (his LED eyes blink during data transfer!).
Taxidermied mouse flash drive [make]
Thanks to Sylvain, who once made a raccoon flash drive. That's gross.
No need to thank me folks, just spreading some holiday, um, nipple-stache. And remember, it's not too late to add "new eyes" to your last minute Christmas list.
The nipple mustache [iosoup]
Thanks to Kevin, who allegedly grew a crotch-stache for his senior prom.... / Continue →
This is what a toot likes like under thermal imaging. Looks kind of like a ghost, don't you think? The ghost of dinners past! Get it?! Me neither. Also, I totally just made you stare at a man's ass. Women don't do that! Right? Women don't do that....right?
Tha... / Continue →
Worried about somebody getting at the precious files on you flash drive? Try keeping it in your pocket and not leaving it on the bus. But if you're really worried you should handcuff it to your wrist like a briefcase filled with pirate treasure. Alternatively, get a Personal... / Continue →