Jan 19 2010Turn Your Superbowl Party Into A REAL Sausagefest (Not That It Won't Be Already)
I don't know about you, but I'm manly as hell and I love watching football. And I, for one, can't wait to watch the Pirates walk all over the Red Wings in this year's Superbowl. *chest-bump* And what better way to turn your Superbowl get-together into a REAL sausage party than these meat-balls!
* Score a touchdown with sports fans!** It looks amusing, but it's made of exceptional, award-winning salami
* Fresh beef and pork are slowly smoked over hickory wood to make this treat
Each 1lb 12oz ball will set you back $27, but can you really put a price tag on your sausage being the biggest hit of a Superbowl party? No, that's something money can't buy. And for the rest, there's never being able to make eye contact with your guy friends again.
Thanks to P05TMAN, who, for two tips in one day, wins a complimentary Superbowl Party Pack! (Take whatever you want from the grocery store)
Reader Comments
1. ham - January 19, 2010 5:14 PM
firstard? what the hell is wrong with me
...haha sausage i get it (word wizardry FTW)
2. poopster - January 19, 2010 5:26 PM
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!
It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!
3. Yorkiebar - January 19, 2010 5:27 PM
I don't think I've ever seen anything look so delicious.
4. gizmoduck - January 19, 2010 5:35 PM
sauage party!
5. Dru - January 19, 2010 5:43 PM
If I weren't vegetarian, I'd be all over that baby.
I wanna cheese-shaped bowling ball!
Uh, yeah. I meant what I said the way i typed it the first time...Honest.
6. om3ga - January 19, 2010 5:48 PM
meaty !! that is so tasty !! a real pig-skin football... happy-happy joy-joy !!
7. WhateverHelpsYouSleepAtNightBtch - January 19, 2010 6:13 PM
Sausage for the sausage fest. Nice.
8. fonda - January 19, 2010 6:18 PM
anything smoked and wrapped in it's own intestinal lining and then sewn closed with more of it's own intestinal lining is A-okay in my book. and did i mention my book's made of real pig skin with bacon pages? oh no? i forgot to mention that little itty bitty fact?
9. Jiakasuma - January 19, 2010 10:36 PM
Can't wait to put that piece of meat in my mouth
10. matt - January 20, 2010 12:43 AM
Ummmm those are not football teams.
The Pirates are an MLB team, and the Red Wings are an NHL team. This site needs to stick to the geek behind a computer and not anything that requires physical activity.
As for Superbowl teams, let's go Manchester United haha
11. Xodus I - January 20, 2010 8:36 AM
@10
You're seriously correcting him? Where's your sense of humor? I'm not even going to exlain the fact that it was sarcasm...twice >_>
12. Jaded Icon - January 20, 2010 8:54 AM
@ 10
Umm...I'm going to have to assume you were kidding as well. GW knows that it's going to be the Colts and the Vikings at the Super Bowl, or Jets and Saints, or....well you get the picture. Regardless, I will be eating a ridiculous amount of meat watching the game......wait, that sounded really gay.
13. GiNa - January 20, 2010 11:38 AM
Sausage is my weakness.....yummm
14. Ken Goldstein Esq. - January 21, 2010 2:20 PM
Contact my office immediately. You have cases pending against you. Ignoring this matter will further damage your situation.