True To Life: Online Gamer Playing Monopoly

NOTE: Video NSFW due to yelled profanity (you haven't bought earphones yet?).

This is a video of an online gamer transferring his skills to the realm of board games. Specifically, Monopoly. It's dead-on accurate, and pretty much highlights all the reasons I don't play online anymore. I can only listen to a bunch of squeaky 12-year olds running around calling each other faggots so many times before I want to kill them all. And that number is 1. Go die you little morons.

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Thanks to Isaac, who only plays single-player because, like me, he is his own best friend.

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