Jan 27 2010Top Gear's The Stig Spotted On Google Maps

Kamau blows Gotas
First!

The Smeg pwns The Stig every time. EVERY TIME!

Now I'd hate to ruin the mystery of The Smeg, but I know exactly who he is.

that is fucking awsome. long live the stig,

What happened to the episode where the stig takes off his helmet and shows that hes schumacher? ppl really need to watch more Top Gear

Who what? You said thanks...but stopped at who

Uh, why is he blurred out for me? Stupid Brits with their privacy.

It's blurred for me too. booo

I've seen this guy in the board game "Life"

the stig sounds like something i would name one of my dumps. the big, the stinky, the big stig...etc.

@4 The Stig is more than one person. The reason why they revealed his identity in that episode is because that specific Ferrarri that they were showing off during that show belongs to Schumacher and Ferrarri does not allow anyone else to drive it. It was his personal car and they revealed his identity to avoid controversy.

I met the Stig once. I said "who are you?" and he said "I am Stig and my word is law", but he didn't really say it, it was more like he communicated the words directly into my head through the airwaves. I said "badass how did you do that?" and after a brief pause he lifted his visor, revealing a farting buttocks where his face should have been. Overall a pretty strange experience but whatever I do that shit everyday. I meet all the pharaohs and messiahs and gods and shit. I hardly even talk to mortals unless I need a cab ride or lottery tickets.

The 2nd one is actually a sticker in an office.

@2 HAHAHAHAHA

4. aon - The episode where "The Stig" takes off his helmet, and it's Michael Schumacher was a joke. If you seriously couldn't tell they were joking, then you should have yourself institutionalized. It's been pretty well established that there is more than one Stig, and if you're really all that curious, it's also pretty well established who the main Stig is. You can look it up on Google if you're that curious to have the mystique ruined. The BBC won't disclose who they are, as there is a very strict non-disclosure clause in The Stig's contract for both sides. That's what led to the first Stig being killed off. FYI, the reason why Schumacher was "outed" as The Stig is simply because he's the only one Ferrari would authorize to drive that car.

This reminds me of one of my favourite koans, how does Teflon stick to the pan? It's a non-stick surface, so how does it stick to the pan? Then, one day, someone told me. It made the world a little less enjoyable from that moment on. So don't think too hard about all this, because you really don't want to know. For those of you who are absolute kill-joys, don't say I didn't warn you. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/4286448/Who-is-the-Stig-The-answer.html

By now the stig has all the qualities of chuck norris

who wants a body massage?

Some say... he has an erotic fascination with the Google Maps van.

Uh, what did STOMPY just say to us?

@18
body massage machine....GO

@14
Convincing comment, but is that really a koan? Just sounds like more of an interesting thought arisen from poorly defined language.

I AM THE STIG lol.. love that show

HAHAHAHAH!!!! I knew he was out there!

@19, Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?

I can't drive 55...this only goes 38!
/speeds past you in an old Beetle

Some say he’s wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat...

Jeremy Clarkson is an obnoxious ass who is only loved because he can be witty. This does not stop him from being a prick, he's just a witty prick. A friend of mine, who has red hair and is quite tall, once got called a name by a little asshole on the street. He called him 'Gandalf the Ginge'. That's hilarious, but the guy's still an asshole.

Richard Hammond is like the little kid who stands on the sidelines going 'yeah!' or 'prick!', only because he's too much of a reverted pussy to analyse the situation himself.

James May's cool.

cabbo I think I love you

WOOHOO! The fact that GW watches Top Gear makes him like a thousand times awesomer

WAIT!!!!!!
The Stig IS THE LOCH NESS MONSTER
THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE!
thats why he doesn't want to be known
thats why he isn't known
Thats why... hes the stig

I didn't think Americans watched Top Gear. They make fun of you all the time.

Anyway I cbf'ed reading all those comments but the identity of the Stig has been confirmed as Michael Schumaker. That's why he retired or something in was in an episode I think. He got another guy to play him when he was racing but now that he's retired he just plays Stiggy.

uh looks more like that prick Waldo from the little rascals movie to me...you know, the one that darla kicks out of the racecar at the end of the movie...no? anyone? anyone?

WTF Google View has blurred out The Stig at loch ness

Today we're hunting google street view and see who's fastest...with our tame racing driver....Now some say he actually IS the Loch Ness Monster and some say he cleans his teeth with a kitchen chair....All we know is...He's the STIG!

Some say he once punched a horse into the ground.

Some say he sucks the moisture out of ducks.

some say he is the product of a Bugatti making love to a woman.

Erm i drive past that all the time. its card board, the hammersmith stig i mean :P

Hey! Stig!

hes coming up all pixelated now...

The main Stig is Ben Collins. A British touring car driver. You can check out the videos of the stig talking on youtube.

didn't think Americans watched Top Gear. They make fun of you all the time.

I'm a little confused on this Stig guy and am I related to him? weird.

Who waht?!?!? I demand to know!!

IT'S BEEN BLURRED OUT!

i love the stig. and geekologie. and i'm glad that you all at geekologie are showing the love for top gear. thanks.

I despise Jeremy Clarkson for two reasons. 1) He hates Americans. Period. Not just some, but in a xenophobic way. I have no patience for bs attitudes like that. 2) The way he sucks in air when he is making a point. STOP IT! He even has the hamster constantly doing it as well. It is beyond annoying.

However, because of the one show where they did everything to destroy a toyota truck, I actually bought one as a back up car. It has no power steering or air conditioning or central locking or anything nice about it but I know it will have to be blown-up to actually quit working. Plus it is such a boring dog, I know the chances of it being stolen are nil.

Clarkson is a prick. He would be so annoying to be mates with but as I'm not his mate it's fun to watch him annoy others.
Clarkson talks about America the same way Americans talk about other countries. If you can't take it don't watch.
Besides I doubt there is a country he does like. He slags off everyone.

He might like the Isle of Mann.

Also James May is the best one on the show.

Wow amazing and interesting too!Google Maps Navigation is an internet-connected GPS navigation system with voice guidance.Its really a very good service they are providing.

The Stig Is My Man he is so Fitttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!

The Stig.... A Legend... I Fuck his Earhole

My Mole Would Suit Him, He Could Lick My Mole Allday

I( Would Hump The Shit Out Of Him!!!!!!!!!

If i was the stig, i would secretly look at people in the shower

And also, i would shit in my own mouth just to make me happy :)

I would piss on The Stigs helmet and then ram my fist up his ass!!!!!!

i would also do the same, but i would pee in a glass then drink it, and then go home have sex with my mother :)

I don't saw Stig before. Episode with "The Stig" takes off his helmet, and Michael Schumacher was a joke. If you do not really have to tell them to play, so you should have an institutional self. I like it's very much.