Jan 19 2010TIE Fighter Helmet, With Free Photobomb!

Now hear me out: you add some lights and sound effects, and then wear it while you ride around on your bike at night wearing all black. How cool would that be?! If you answered, "Ice f***ing cold!", congratulations, you won the right to buy me a Zima. Damn right it's coming back! Let's high-five. No? I'm not a girl you're a girl.
Top-Heavy: Star Wars TIE Fighter Costume [greatwhitensnark]
Thanks to David B., who drinks Mike's Hard Lemonade and isn't ashamed to admit it except he did explicitly ask me to not mention it in his shoutout. Woops.
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Reader Comments
1. ryryryan - January 19, 2010 1:01 PM
COOL BEANS
2. Railler - January 19, 2010 1:01 PM
Nice, where's my X-wing hat??
3. steve - January 19, 2010 1:06 PM
top ten suck it
4. ObamaPacman - January 19, 2010 1:09 PM
LOL ride around in bikes...
Tie fighter vs X-Wing, bike edition. Could be a viral video.
5. Dru - January 19, 2010 1:10 PM
@3 I totally would. If I could find it. Do you happen to have a microscope?
So...I'm thinking some friends don those, I'll put on one of those Lady Gaga-esque planetary orbs and go as the Deathstar?
6. Richard McBeef - January 19, 2010 1:12 PM
Is that the Apple CEO cocksmoke, unveiling the iDouche TIE fighter helmet attachment?
Why is that child molester peeking around the corner?
7. LSDiesel - January 19, 2010 1:13 PM
@6, Because peeking around corners is what child molester's do best. Well, besides molesting children that is.
8. Carlos Spicy Weiner - January 19, 2010 1:27 PM
Are they really bringing back Zima?
Whats next Crystal Pepsi?
..............just askin
9. Closet Nerd - January 19, 2010 1:32 PM
Bender: "Ahh! Beer. So many choices. And it makes so little difference."
Fry: "How about Lobrau? It has dots on it."
Bender: "Overruled! The choice of champions is Pabst's Blue Robot."
Fry: "I can't drink that. The metal shavings make my throat bloody"
Bender: "Well, well, baby wants a Zima."
Leela: "Hey, hey. We can all fight when we are drunk. Now listen. Why don't we just brew our own beer?"
Bender: "You can brew your own beer?"
Leela: "Sure. The kids at the orphanarium used to do it all the time."
10. JADE - January 19, 2010 2:09 PM
What's up with the freak in the back ground?
11. Robothinkyoukindance - January 19, 2010 2:13 PM
It was formal Friday, he was told to wear a Tie.
12. atheistgirl - January 19, 2010 2:28 PM
@10 He's waiting to unvail his slave Leia outfit.
13. Rossi - January 19, 2010 2:49 PM
The creeper is the only item of interest in this post.
Geeks make shitty costumes all of the time. Not news, not entertaining.
14. Pat - January 19, 2010 2:55 PM
"Baby wants a Zima."
15. naas - January 19, 2010 3:51 PM
rrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrRRrrrrrreeeEEEeeEEeeeeOooOooOOooOOUuuUUuuuuu is the sound I would make walking around with that thing on my head
16. Dru - January 19, 2010 5:41 PM
naas? I think I might be in love with you.
17. Dru - January 19, 2010 5:44 PM
* For that comment.
I forgot that part...
18. Canvent - January 19, 2010 10:25 PM
It's Kipkay!!!
19. Jaded Icon - January 20, 2010 9:19 AM
@ Dru
Don't fall in love with naas, he'll break your heart.....or stab your heart, I forgot. Hey naas! What did you do to go to jail again?
20. emptyaddy - January 20, 2010 5:47 PM
Steve Jobs iPhoned, he wants his uniform back.
21. Ken Goldstein Esq. - January 21, 2010 2:24 PM
Contact my office immediately. You have cases pending against you. Ignoring this matter will further damage your situation.
22. cathy - January 25, 2010 9:33 PM
Wonderful,
www.voguesale.com
Fantastic place,go there and have a try,
You must love it!!!