TIE Fighter Helmet, With Free Photobomb!
Now hear me out: you add some lights and sound effects, and then wear it while you ride around on your bike at night wearing all black. How cool would that be?! If you answered, "Ice f***ing cold!", congratulations, you won the right to buy me a Zima. Damn right it's coming back! Let's high-five. No? I'm not a girl you're a girl.
Top-Heavy: Star Wars TIE Fighter Costume [greatwhitensnark]
Thanks to David B., who drinks Mike's Hard Lemonade and isn't ashamed to admit it except he did explicitly ask me to not mention it in his shoutout. Woops.