The Oracle Has Spoken: Vision Of The Future

When I was 12 I was convinced this is what the future would look like. Needless to say, I've had to develop some pretty serious defense mechanisms to deal with disappointment in the past 16 years. But I haven't given up -- I WILL be blinded by science laser aereolas. Or die trying. Probably die trying.

Hit the jump for the uncensored, slightly more nipple-y shot.

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Thanks to Dr.Pew, who lasered that similarly named Celebrity Rehab host right in the gooch.

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