Jan 14 2010That's It, I'm Sneaking My Own Into The Theater!: Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn
As many of you Geekologie Loyalists may know, I don't really go to the movies. Thing is, I hate large groups of people (but love large people -- weird, I know). However, I may have to get over it if only to sneak my own bag of Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn in and moan in ecstasy throughout the entire film (cross your fingers you get to sit next to me -- I might share!).
Take your snacking to the next level with Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn ($35/2 lbs.). This sweet/savory snack mix incorporates the smokey goodness of bacon and bit of bourbon with the sweetness of caramel and the crunch of popcorn, resulting in an addictive snack that's a great way to kick up your next gathering.
Now I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this recipe was probably created by God himself. Bacon? Bourbon? Caramel? Popcorn? You can't argue a mere mortal could come up with a flavor combo like that. Am I right, God? Oh, and while I've got your attention -- that earthquake in Haiti -- not cool, Big Guy, not cool.
Geekologie's thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Haiti during this time of particularly devastating hardship.
Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn [uncrate]
Thanks to Chuey The Rock n Roll Midget, who plans to play a benefit concert for the island nation. Good lookin', Chuey.
Reader Comments
1. shizle - January 14, 2010 1:29 PM
First!
2. Anti-stuipd - January 14, 2010 1:29 PM
first?
3. Closet Nerd - January 14, 2010 1:29 PM
Probably better than the chocolate covered bacon i had yesterday (for breakfast)
4. Anti-stupid - January 14, 2010 1:29 PM
I fail, i need to revoke my name.
5. Anti-stupid - January 14, 2010 1:33 PM
Question - How many post till Ken shows up to ruin the fun on this post?
6. Me - January 14, 2010 1:41 PM
Had no idea that GW actually cared abt the world beyond blogging :O i love u man! Marry me? ill get a Zelda tattoo...
7. Richard McBeef - January 14, 2010 1:52 PM
@3 - that wasn't chocolate.
@5 - the fun was already ruined by you and your firsttarded buddy, Mr. Shizle.
The only thing more fail than typing first and actually getting second is typing a follow up explaining to everyone how fail you are. It just makes another post that everyone has to scroll past.
8. Xodus I - January 14, 2010 1:54 PM
@7 While GW seems pretty easy, you ARE a guy. So just a Zelda tatto would not do...you have to at least wrap yourself in bacon first, and give a plushy T -Rex (preferrably with a hole in it's mouth) as an offering.
9. Xodus I - January 14, 2010 1:55 PM
Oops, I meant @6
10. Anti-stupid - January 14, 2010 2:10 PM
I love me some Bacon bourbon popcorn and for more delectable food that just looking at will give you heart problems check this site out. http://thisiswhyyourefat.com, my favorite is the Triple layer cake pie.
11. UnpaidParking Tickets - January 14, 2010 2:10 PM
Mmmmm....Bacon
12. Tasty - January 14, 2010 2:11 PM
I actually keep bacon grease and then mix about a 1/2 tbs with butter when I make popcorn. It's pretty damn awesome!
13. Momo-Deary - January 14, 2010 2:12 PM
@8 Better yet, get the whites of his eyes and his skin tattooed to RESEMBLE a T-Rex, then they'll be together forever!!! <3
14. naas - January 14, 2010 2:13 PM
How'd they get bourbon in there? That is several forms of win, definitely
15. Justin Moore-Brown - January 14, 2010 2:16 PM
HOLY CRAP I want to marry this popcorn and make sweet sweet love to it!
16. naas - January 14, 2010 2:17 PM
.... if you right-click on the picture at the top of this post & tile it as your desktop background, someone is bound to compliment you today
17. Jim Shooter - January 14, 2010 2:34 PM
This is just brilliant. Best thing since I decided to make a peanut biutter and bacon sandwich.
18. Chuey The Rock N Roll Midget - January 14, 2010 2:34 PM
@ 16...Awesome!
19. naas - January 14, 2010 2:36 PM
@17 macaroni & bacon & cheese is delicious if you've never had it before, just fry the bacon separately before adding it to the mac & cheese
20. Ollie Williams - January 14, 2010 2:38 PM
Where is Ken saying he's going to sue the GW for posting about bacon? I'm sure he works with the copy holders of both the word bacon and it's originators.
21. naas - January 14, 2010 2:44 PM
@20 Ken is a jew, bacon is like kryptonite to muslims & since christ...... jews & muslims haven't gotten along
I'm guessing Ken is eating bacon right now while looking the other way
22. B - January 14, 2010 2:51 PM
"since christ...... jews & muslims haven't gotten along "
wat
23. Laudanum - January 14, 2010 5:56 PM
My mouth is positively watering over the idea of this. OMNOMNOM.
24. Ken Goldstein Esq. - January 15, 2010 10:16 AM
Sneaking your own snacks into a cinema? Just keep incriminating yourself. I am making a note of this.
25. mbt anti shoes - January 15, 2010 10:54 AM
Had no idea that GW actually cared abt the world beyond blogging :O i love u man! Marry me? ill get a Zelda tattoo...