That's It, I'm Sneaking My Own Into The Theater!: Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn

As many of you Geekologie Loyalists may know, I don't really go to the movies. Thing is, I hate large groups of people (but love large people -- weird, I know). However, I may have to get over it if only to sneak my own bag of Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn in and moan in ecstasy throughout the entire film (cross your fingers you get to sit next to me -- I might share!).

Take your snacking to the next level with Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn ($35/2 lbs.). This sweet/savory snack mix incorporates the smokey goodness of bacon and bit of bourbon with the sweetness of caramel and the crunch of popcorn, resulting in an addictive snack that's a great way to kick up your next gathering.

Now I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this recipe was probably created by God himself. Bacon? Bourbon? Caramel? Popcorn? You can't argue a mere mortal could come up with a flavor combo like that. Am I right, God? Oh, and while I've got your attention -- that earthquake in Haiti -- not cool, Big Guy, not cool.

Geekologie's thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Haiti during this time of particularly devastating hardship.

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Thanks to Chuey The Rock n Roll Midget, who plans to play a benefit concert for the island nation. Good lookin', Chuey.

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