That....Looks Like S#!7: Pac-Man Cookie Bun

For Pac-Man's 30th anniversary a chain of convenience stores in Japan will be selling his likeness in the shape of questionably filled cookie buns. Mmmmmm!! Now call me old fashioned, but I still like to celebrate anniversaries the way God intended: with somebody jumping out of a cake.

Yep, that's right. For limited time only, Circle K stores in Japan have started to sell these Pac-Man shaped buns. My Japanese isn't good (as in I can't read it at all), but from what I can tell, they sell for ¥120 (about $1.31 USD), and they're not filled with cherries, pretzels or power pills. Instead, they're chock full of crushed almond-flavored cookies and cream custard.

That actually sounds pretty good. Anybody in Japan want to send me some? I'll pay you back -- IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. I will strike them down with my replica Master Sword and feast on their carcasses! I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL!

Hit the jump for a shot of the display -- cause you can get anything you want at Japanese Circle K's.

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