Jan 11 2010Texts From Last Night: Super Mario Edition
You ever wonder what Mario and the gang do when they get drunk at night? Well now we have some insight into their night lives thanks to these texts. And as you'll read, they do the same things we do! Except for the sex with dinosaurs thing. *wink* Because nobody around here would do anything like that, amirite? *wink* No? CAUSE I WOULD HIT THAT LIKE A DINO-RIDER!
Hit the jump to see some more.
Super Mario Texts From Last Night [collegehumor]
Thanks to Epheros and jim, who don't drunk text because their thumbs stop working when they drink. That sounds serious guys, I'd talk to a doctor.
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Reader Comments
1. Gemma - January 11, 2010 5:46 PM
aw mario... :)
2. Firstard - January 11, 2010 5:47 PM
Fuckin' A
3. BathCaptain - January 11, 2010 5:53 PM
Tight!
http://themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com/
4. DH - January 11, 2010 5:54 PM
lmao @ the last one. so THAT'S why they do that
5. Blastphemer - January 11, 2010 5:59 PM
Um...those AREN'T from Super Mario. And just how the hell did someone hack MYandroid anyway???!!! Fucking ninjas everywhere!
You! Yes, YOU!!! With the black clothes, mask, and sword...GET THE HELL OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!
EVERYWHERE, I tell ya.
6. SuckMyComment - January 11, 2010 6:26 PM
umm, yoshi lays eggs. wouldn't that make it a girl-dino?
7. Pollen - January 11, 2010 6:27 PM
I MISSED YOU SO MUUUUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
8. pepe le piu - January 11, 2010 6:33 PM
Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
9. HowdyDodat - January 11, 2010 6:52 PM
This is stupid.
Bunch of crap posted today.
10. Pseudopodia - January 11, 2010 7:08 PM
Last night my friend and I both hit A and went into the bubble at the same time.
Didn't feel a need to make a big stink about it then but it seems its newsworthy now.
11. . - January 11, 2010 8:03 PM
All those are from the same two people.
12. melissa - January 11, 2010 8:31 PM
Ew, fucking yoshi. There is no fucking cure or pain relieve from dino-warts.
13. MEG - January 11, 2010 11:16 PM
@9: Not every day can awesome, because that would make awesome days meaningless. Variety is the spice of life, eh? ;)
14. clichewaste - January 11, 2010 11:32 PM
STUPID POST
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16. Beth - January 12, 2010 8:13 AM
I think i'm gonna get drunk and play Mario now.
17. JADE - January 12, 2010 10:15 AM
LOL that was great....
18. kroketten - January 12, 2010 5:46 PM
ROFL @ Last one! :)
19. Justin Moore-Brown - January 12, 2010 6:00 PM
This is some of the funniest stuff I've read on the net!
"RIP Toad" hahahahaha f'ing classic.
20. texts from last night - February 17, 2010 10:59 PM
Haha so f'in funny. I love funny drunken texts.