Jan 5 2010Tactical Pen Perfect For Stabbing Coworkers. Ahem -- I'm Looking At You, Superficial Writer

that is unnesscarily awesome.

FIRST 8D awesome pen though ! -uses to write tests/"DISABLE" teacher-

Ohh yeah .awesome.

I always like to leave my DNA by ejaculating on a blue dress

I need this pen

But the superficial writer posts the NSFW photos...

Way to not leave an official product site, ass hat. Seriously, you'd think a self-proclaimed geek would have the common-fucking-sense to attach a hyperlink to purchase said product

I'm being real with you when I say this: you're really letting yourself slip, GW

Just because your site's traffic counter has topped the 150-mark doesn't mean the Geekologie banner at the top of the page is enough to keep your viewers coming back

Your a fucking disgrace to the internet. This will be the last time you hear from me...

...until I comment on the next post.

think i could make it past airport security this way? time to hijack me some planes bitches!

Why doesnt surprise me that this really sad "tool" is made by an Israeli company, c´mon, taking out piece of flesh of a person???.....go Israel, keep doing nice things!

One time I had a friend who had a pen that held razorblades inside. She claimed it was for art but I was all " Do you want to talk about something?"
Seriously, who makes a pen filled with tiny razorblades.
I tried to find it again to show it but can't. Oh Well

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@10 the first thing I thought was "Oh great, now they will make us pack ALL our pens, including sharpies (which of course aren't sharp) in our bags or throw them away" @13 lol , and you are why.

@11 Israel has one elite army, and they produce awesome weapons. I like them.
as for poster 8, chill out.

Now, if only Joe Pesci had this in "Casino."

"Hey Bob, come here! Let me dot that 'eye' for you!"

I don't get it, wouldn't the other longer pointier end be better for stabbing?

This is SO going in my Rape Defense Kit! I can't wait to find a dark alley to walk through at 2am! Bring it, pervs!

Wow, that's awesome. The main geekologie page has a redirect embedded in one of the ads. Way to go, failclown.

@20 I keep getting redirected too.
Too many ads, or something...... just sayin

@15 yeah elite army...., anyone is elite killing and bombing civilians that throw stones back.

And now it's doing it here, too. Lovely.

@19 This WASP Knife would be even better (and messier)
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/knife_injects_compressed_gas_i.php

@ 22

By rocks and stones do you mean the rockets that are shot into Israel on a constant day to day basis? But you wouldn't know anything about that would you, moron.

@25 , ok you are right, the case is that nobody likes your type, jew...and the stones and rockets are there because you are in a place that doesn't belong to you in the first place, asshole..

Zoom in

The Tacopen sports a rugged, crunchy body made of high-grade corn tortilla and comes with two different chili peppers designed not only to throw some hurt on an attacker, but also to lock him or her in a bathroom stall for days to come.

Naas and I want a link to the official Tacopen product website. Hold the sour cream.

nice that'll go along nicely with my flashlight of doom....
http://www.flashlightreviews.com/reviews/surefire_e2d.htm

YEAH WAY TO GO 26!!! You have totally not just identified yourself as a fucking whore have you ever looked at a map of the area surrounding Israel. Especially the SIZE of the countries around it. I feel it is safe to assume you live in the amazing US of A. Right? Well Fuck head. Riddle me this, WHO THE FUCK LIVED THERE BEFORE YOU OBEESE COCK SUCKERS! The answer is NOT indians it is native americans. Where are they now? CANADA! Because we don't just assume that we are right just because we want to be right.

I also think that you have no dick.

Now... Who agrees?

I agree with the parts that don't insult America.

@30 You can speak all what u want about Indians and stuff, but you didn't said anything about the Zionist invading another country less than a half century ago. Why don't you try to convince us that you had the right to do so. And don't come please with that thing of God gave that land to us.
And no, im not from USA, u ass.
And the worst part is that the Zionist still plays as victims, because of WW2, and use that to silence any opposition. You Zionist scum.

Perfect graduation gift when you finish ninja school.

How long before Dwight Schrute has this on The Office?

@35 Shit no I don't belive we were given that land by God. We were given that land by the united nations.

What now?

How short is experience in life, and memory is so fleeting! You NOOBS to the world don't remember when pens were made of steel, do you? When I was a child, I carried a pen made of steel to school every day, until it was replaced by that low cost wonder, the Bic Clic.

One can still purchase steel pens that look like pens but work just fine as stabby tools, in any Office Depot, but Walmart likely carries only the plastic versions. Which, by the way, work for stabby goodness just fine at a low cost per unit.

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