Jan 26 2010S#!7 84LLZ GAAAAHH!!: Games Renamed What You Say Most While Playing Them
This is a little gallery from College Humor that reimagines video games named what people say the most while playing them. They're pretty accurate. But, for your reading pleasure, I've compiled a list of some of my personal faves.
1. MOOOOOOOM -- I Need Another Juice Box!
2. GAAAAAAAAAHH!!
3. PEW PEW Bitches -- Headshot!
4. Aren't You Hot In That Dress, Zelda?
5. Damnit Stop Walking In Front Of The TV, Dick
6. *the sound of a thrown controller*
7. I WILL F***ING KILL YOU ALL AND DESTROY EARTH!
8. God I Hate This Game
Hit the jump for several more of the HACKS! HE'S PLAYING WITH HACKS!
If Videogames Were Named After the Phrases Said Most While Playing Them [collegehumor]
Thanks to Julian, who's still playing 'I WILL RED RING OF STAB YOU THROUGH THE HARD DRIVE YOU PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT!'
Reader Comments
1. MFER - January 26, 2010 5:01 PM
WINSSSSS
2. POOPSTER - January 26, 2010 5:03 PM
F*@^ING SCREEN WATCHERS
3. fuckta - January 26, 2010 5:03 PM
haha niice second
4. mattprime86 - January 26, 2010 5:03 PM
Meh. I've had better
5. rad to the power of me - January 26, 2010 5:07 PM
back just for this post!
Fin AWESOME cotton!!!
6. gizmoduck - January 26, 2010 5:09 PM
sticky gernade!
7. naas - January 26, 2010 5:11 PM
*^@^O&TW*^G%$@*^%$!*^@%#!
8. Rer - January 26, 2010 5:20 PM
I wish i had bought the Xbox or PS3 version, the PC version has so many people cheating, ruins the game a bit.
9. G-man - January 26, 2010 5:22 PM
bwaaainzzz
10. om3ga - January 26, 2010 5:31 PM
also:
"YOU PUT ME OFF YOU FUKKEN LITTLE PRICK!"
is what I used to say to my little brothers when I lost a life
11. BL3SSING12 - January 26, 2010 5:59 PM
check out it out
http://quick.forumotion.com
12. Melonie - January 26, 2010 6:00 PM
Five and six are my favorites.
13. Jiakasuma - January 26, 2010 6:04 PM
Wow, these sucks.
14. ZombieSmat - January 26, 2010 6:34 PM
My personal favourite;
"I WILL SKULL FUKK YOU WITH THIS XBOX!"
15. jimmydogballz - January 26, 2010 6:56 PM
The new super mario brothers game for Wii should be renamed...
wait for it....
"Get back in the bubble" or "Quit jumping on my head"
16. Your Mom - January 26, 2010 7:11 PM
"REGISTER!!"
Counter Strike
17. kerrcarto - January 26, 2010 7:14 PM
Y'all are so unimaginative. It is simple really.
MOTHER FUCKER!!! (throw down controller)
See how easy that was?
18. Seph - January 26, 2010 8:15 PM
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4079/1264388349326.jpg
This one's better.
19. stcroixtori - January 26, 2010 10:04 PM
You always say "DUDE you where looking at my screen weren't you?" and those fuckers always lie.
20. Brianna - January 26, 2010 10:46 PM
Let me guess -
#7 was Mario Kart Double Dash!
21. yes - January 26, 2010 11:28 PM
they could have thought of better "names" for them. These seem like they were made by people who never play. Call of Duty should have something regarding campers/noob tubers.
22. Cayli - January 27, 2010 12:45 AM
the GTA one is brilliant. The missions are null when you can pop a cap in a tramp while cruisin the strip. =p
23. Vanessa - January 27, 2010 1:40 AM
i always yell while playing video games.
24. Michael Scott - January 27, 2010 2:21 AM
@4 that's what she said
25. Mouser - January 27, 2010 3:55 AM
Tengo Sucka!!!
f**kin noob toobers...
26. A.J. - January 27, 2010 4:09 AM
F**kin camping B**ch
27. Graf Zeppelin - January 27, 2010 5:37 AM
hey you hack!
28. TerryR - January 27, 2010 8:16 AM
LOL @ #25 Mouser's "Tengo Sucka"-
I'll raise you a "Kick out the jams!" Didn't even break a sweat.
Everything is George Bush's fault!
29. Jaded Icon - January 27, 2010 9:49 AM
I'm surprised that no one remarked about how many times you hear this phrase "YOU CHEATED! You GAY MUTHERF*CKER!". It's usually screamed in a 12 yr olds voice....
30. Lomig - January 27, 2010 10:27 AM
"You !*@#ing camper!"
But... you were... coming into this corner to... camp. Pot, kettle - BLACK.
31. Firsttard - January 27, 2010 10:44 AM
First!!!
32. Closet Nerd - January 27, 2010 12:15 PM
I fucking HATE this new Super Mario Bros Game!!!!!!!!!
I don't know why I keep playing it!?
33. Ickorus - January 27, 2010 1:14 PM
"The much anticipated sequel to L4D - OH YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLES!"
34. the boss - January 27, 2010 2:01 PM
@25 lol i always thought that was what they say and "tactical header"!
35. BmB - January 27, 2010 2:18 PM
call of duty should be call of grenades grenade warfare 2 cuz that's all thats online is grenades left and right!!
36. Funnnn - January 27, 2010 3:34 PM
this is so funny and true you fuckin basterds and bitches
37. Samir and Micheal - January 28, 2010 10:00 AM
How DID you know I was there? I mean, I had on cold blooded and ninja.. wtf dude?!
38. Thomas - January 28, 2010 5:05 PM
GTA IV should be "FUCKING COPS" in my opinion.
39. 640-802 - January 29, 2010 2:50 AM
Busy day of work pressure I am hard pressed quickly, and has recently suffered from a cold, but I insist to make a living at work, to just want to say something about this, very tired.
40. AmbroseKalifornia - January 30, 2010 1:02 AM
http://i598.photobucket.com/albums/tt70/AKFIREFOX/Captain-Wesker.jpg
Absolute champion.
41. Evansmustard - January 31, 2010 9:19 PM
@41
WIN
42. Vtx - February 1, 2010 9:04 PM
While playing MW2, earlier... I did say that a couple of times, along with:
-"What the f***, you stupid s***?! I stabbed you, like, 8 f***ing times!"
-The same phrase as above... only with "shot" instead of "stabbed."
"s***!!!"
'F***!!!!"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFF**********************************************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gah... that game pisses me off. :)
43. bob - March 4, 2010 7:18 AM
lololololololololololololololololololololololololol pic's
44. dick - March 4, 2010 7:20 AM
Can i plaease have a beanvan on toast with a hairy waffle ontop
45. bob - March 4, 2010 7:27 AM
runing arond like dick u @ucking dicks lolo
46. bob - March 4, 2010 7:30 AM
I @ucking hat cod
47. bob - March 4, 2010 7:32 AM
all the people on cod run arond like @ucking dick's what dick's
48. fifa - March 4, 2010 7:34 AM
fifa is a good game