Jan 18 2010Robots Breaking Asimov's Laws Of Robotics
Today's $10 shirt.woot features robots breaking Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics. For those of you that don't know the three laws of robotics, they are as follows:
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
LOL! Robots killing people and not doing what they're supposed to! Let's joke about it -- it's funny! You're all as good as dead.
Shirt.Woot (different shirt tomorrow)
Thanks to Nate, Jonny S, bryson, jantunes and Nicky, who know there's no such thing as safe robots. Or sex (but Ziploc brand freezer bags do help reduce the risk).
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Reader Comments
1. joe r - January 18, 2010 1:11 PM
HAHAHAHAHA
2. Andrew L - January 18, 2010 1:15 PM
joe i hate you
3. JoeR - January 18, 2010 1:16 PM
Im gunna freak out on you
4. Andrew L - January 18, 2010 1:17 PM
lets make some apple juice and fax it to eachother
5. JoeR - January 18, 2010 1:18 PM
Luke where are you
6. Andrew L - January 18, 2010 1:19 PM
are you for panda rape?
7. DH - January 18, 2010 1:21 PM
YOU CRAZY WOMAN?!
8. JoeR - January 18, 2010 1:21 PM
Im in the bathroom you guys
9. Luke - January 18, 2010 1:23 PM
im listening to zeppelin and eating cheddar cheese
10. Luke - January 18, 2010 1:23 PM
who painted my ass white?
11. JoeR - January 18, 2010 1:26 PM
Your little blonde friend did
12. Andrew L - January 18, 2010 1:27 PM
ninjas hijacked my mother
13. Sandra - January 18, 2010 1:42 PM
...and I won.
14. cubicleboy04 - January 18, 2010 1:43 PM
Ninjas are our only hope once the robot zomgbie apocylpse comes... Find them and add them on Facebook.
15. DavidSadi - January 18, 2010 1:45 PM
What if i tell a robot to kill itself?
It has to because disobeying the order conflicts with the second law and the 3rd law cant conflict the 2nd law. even though the 3rd law is telling it not to kill itself.
16. TCB - January 18, 2010 1:56 PM
LAME. or is it LMFAO
17. Ed! - January 18, 2010 2:04 PM
looking at the picture the only thing i remember is Bender...
18. bryson - January 18, 2010 3:58 PM
my first mention in a thank you...well you just charmed the pants off of me sir
19. Jiakasuma - January 18, 2010 4:06 PM
not muching going on
20. AtomicSquid - January 18, 2010 4:59 PM
Boots and knee pads...is that Midnight Cowbot?
21. Ghostboy - January 18, 2010 7:01 PM
You know those rules by heart and worship them dont you GW?
22. Jaded Icon - January 19, 2010 8:16 AM
@ 21
Know thy enemy...
And MY enemy is YOU Ghostboy! Pikachu I choose you!
23. Ken Goldstein Esq. - January 21, 2010 2:27 PM
Contact my office immediately. You have cases pending against you. Ignoring this matter will further damage your situation.