Jan 21 2010Remember That Jerk That Filmed His Wife Crying After Watching Star Wars?
In case you forgot here's the original post. And now dude has started a website with videos of her crying after every movie they watch. Which so far includes Star Wars, Lord of The Rings, Back to the Futures I and III, Flash of Genius, 2012 and Marley & Me. Now that's a healthy marriage. But is it a healthy meal? No, but Subway has $5 footlongs. Also, if you can watch Marley & Me and not cry you don't have a heart. And I'm not saying that because I cried, because I didn't. I bawled like a baby. But then I chopped down a sequoia with my bare hands and f***ed a cement truck, so, yeah, still all man. Also, stuck (bring a sledgehammer).
Thanks to cocoa, who knows the only thing funnier than watching somebody cry is watching somebody cry because they hurt themselves doing something stupid.
Reader Comments
1. Cadoo! - January 21, 2010 4:33 PM
i hope im not first!
2. me - January 21, 2010 4:33 PM
First!
3. Dan - January 21, 2010 4:33 PM
FIRST. Star wars sucks.
4. Dan - January 21, 2010 4:33 PM
FIRST. Star wars sucks.
5. Cadoo! - January 21, 2010 4:35 PM
ha...ha...ha
better luck next time!
6. Asperflux - January 21, 2010 4:41 PM
Long live the robots.
7. Dishy Dishyington - January 21, 2010 4:41 PM
I'll bet she cries after sex too. At least with him.
8. Dishy Dishyington - January 21, 2010 4:43 PM
I cried after "Bambi Meets Godzilla".
9. LSDiesel - January 21, 2010 4:43 PM
She's hot.
10. John - January 21, 2010 4:43 PM
Wow dude...
GW you totally redeemed yourself!
11. DrNecropolis - January 21, 2010 4:44 PM
Uh-oh this is going to turn into a new fetish isn't it...oh wait, it probably already is (not me I tell you!)...
12. DrNecropolis - January 21, 2010 4:45 PM
Uh-oh this is going to turn into a new fetish isn't it...oh wait, it probably already is (not me I tell you!)...
@ dishy- bambi Vs Godzilla awesome! Fan of Godzilla 1985 are we?
13. shellshell - January 21, 2010 4:56 PM
These posts haven't been up to scratch lately......come on GW.
14. Samsquanch - January 21, 2010 4:57 PM
The husband is a complete douchebag, I hope his wife leaves him when she finally realizes he's demeaning her in front of the whole Internets and marries me instead.
15. john the carpenter - January 21, 2010 5:03 PM
she must have some sort of mental anxiety disorder and he's making fun of her.
wow can we nominate this guy for "Dick husband of the year"?
16. Dishy Dishyington - January 21, 2010 5:17 PM
@12, Godzilla from the 50s and 60s is the real Godzilla. Vs fire-spitting dinos, robots, and moths. And vs Mario:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQcGc5c1Tk
17. Neil - January 21, 2010 5:26 PM
More media whoring, I'm just not sure which one's the pimp.
18. me - January 21, 2010 5:40 PM
fake
19. Vanessa - January 21, 2010 5:49 PM
*goes to subway*
20. That MF Kymander - January 21, 2010 6:00 PM
I Wrestled A Bear Once
21. Val - January 21, 2010 6:17 PM
WHO CRIES AFTER STAR WARS?! There isn't anything sad about Star Wars? That broad has serious issues and deserves ridicule. I'm going to go mock her at her husband's awesome website.
22. jinxie - January 21, 2010 6:27 PM
Bless. Her. Heart.
23. Pistol Pete - January 21, 2010 6:50 PM
Yeah, I'll bet she's fun in the sack.
(BOO HOO HOO)
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing, it's just"(BOO HOO HOO)
"Why are you crying?"
"It's not you, it's me"(BOO HOO HOO)
"Did I do something wrong?"
"No, I"(BOO HOO HOO) "It's just"(BOO HOO HOO) "I never"(BOO HOO HOO)
"Yeah okay, Ima go make a sandwich."
"I LOVE Y"(BOO HOO HOO)
24. krye - January 21, 2010 7:03 PM
How can you put up with that? Serious had to have nkown about that before they got married. Would have totally been a deal-breaker for me.
25. Wes - January 21, 2010 8:08 PM
i was actually watching marley and me today, i thought about how hysterical this poor woman would be after seeing it cause im almost hysterical, it made my day actually seeing it.
26. Wes - January 21, 2010 8:10 PM
ps- he probably does this to her because she destroyed his xbox or ps3.
27. cabbo - January 21, 2010 8:28 PM
$5 footlongs? LUCKY AMERICAN BASTARDS!
28. The Geographer - January 21, 2010 9:06 PM
Am I the only one appalled that there are people out there with true, real talent (like playing the piano with their toes or burping the alphabet backwards while rubbing their tummy and patting their head) that will never get the recognition they deserve because they are overshadowed by retarded people who cry over McFly standing up to the bully?! And her intermediate laughing between tears makes it OH-so-believable.
But really, I don't know who is worse: the woman who cries for Vader or the man who records her and goes for internet stardom - they are totally made for eac h other.
@ 23: xD I can already picture the night-vision sex tape!
29. Keisha - January 22, 2010 12:21 AM
I don't understand how stupid shit like this can be posted (repeatedly) yet awesome shit such as this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MjtlOnCE7g somehow doesn't make the cut. Should I fucking cry at the end of it? Send that in?
30. Lady K - January 22, 2010 3:35 AM
that is pretty dickish of her husband.
but imagine how anoying she'd be if she was in the cinema with you?
god help him if they ever have kids, if this is what her emotions are like now!
31. fred - January 22, 2010 4:00 AM
is their tv still mounted to the ceiling?
32. Ballz - January 22, 2010 4:03 AM
I don't condone violence against women, but that silly bitch needs a good smack in her fücking face. She is perhaps the most annoying cünthole I've seen in a good while.
33. Damnation - January 22, 2010 8:22 AM
This woman is evil. She cries at the end of Back To The Futures I and III yet doesn't bat an eyelid at the end of II when Doc is stuck in the past! Does she not care about the Doc??? Is she THAT insensitive!!!
34. StitchMartyn - January 22, 2010 8:26 AM
I love that their dog is called n00b...
oh yeah THIRTY SIXTH!
35. UnpaidParkingTickets - January 22, 2010 10:17 AM
@30 It turns out she does know that he is posting the videos of her crying on the internets. Their website FAQ explains that she finds it amusing.
36. paul - January 22, 2010 12:29 PM
@29 - because a) it's 2 minutes long and there's 1 minute of content, b) trying to be edgy and shocking by using profanity is fail
37. Ragnar - January 22, 2010 12:43 PM
To be first means nothing, try to be last on the internet.
38. Keisha - January 22, 2010 1:20 PM
@38 As opposed to absolute gems like this? Also, profanity is quite common among users of the internets, as well as in our modern society. The fact that you find it edgy and shocking is rare, I'd have to say. You just keep being special and don't let potty mouths like me offend you, sunshine. : )
39. Kyle - March 17, 2010 5:27 PM
If you read their site and blog, you'll know that they actually have a really healthy and loving relationship. She knows that he made the site and she thinks it's funny. Seriously, she has to be the coolest wife ever! Most of the people here are being ignorant douche bags. Great misreporting geekologie!