Jan 2 2010RAWR, OM NOM NOM!: Dinosaur Chopsticks

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Let's face it, your children don't have any hand-eye coordination. Or, in my case, hands or eyes. You see, I don't have any children and I want to keep it that way -- at least until I come up with a really clever alias. Beefy McLargehuge? So yeah, you might want to get your kids some $2 dinosaur chopsticks before they poke their own eyes out with separated ones. And get me a few pairs while you're at it. Now I know what you're thinking, "Hey GW -- these are probably the closest you'll ever come to having a dino in your mouth". And, well, now you're just being vicious.

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Thanks to Closet Nerd, who once fell asleep in there and never heard his friend yell rodeo.

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Sorry guys I couldn't help myself XD

First! F**k all you that arnt! Vvvvvv

=O third as well?

@pedo failllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
@4 FAILURE GO DIE !

FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max's head exploded because they installed a motion activated light switch in his office and set it to be very sensitive, but time out quickly. Every time someone walked by the lights would go on, and then 5 seconds later go off. It was very iritatiing.

(translation of comment #6):

FAEK!!!!
DIS AR TEH COMPLETE FOTOSHOP JOB. U CAN TELL IT BE FAEK CUZ TEH SHADOWS R ALL WRONG.

DIS AR TEH EGSAKTLY LIEK DAT SCENE IN DA MOVIE NEVR BAK DOWN WER MAXS HEAD EXPLODD CUZ THEY INSTALLD MOSHUN ACTIVATD LIGHT SWITCH IN HIS OFFICE AN SET IT 2 BE VRY SENSITIV, BUT TIEM OUT QUICKLY. EVRY TIEM SOMEONE WALKD BY TEH LITEZ WUD GO ON, AN DEN 5 SECONDZ LATR GO OFF. IT WUZ VRY IRITATIIN.

Why did they not have these when I was younger? Like, before I learned how to actually use chopsticks? JC.

@1-7, you're the reason I hate the internet.

Beefy McLargeHuge?

more like, MST3K McRipoffJerk!

jk, geekologie writer rocks!

HEY KIDS!!! You can now eat your rice with dinosaurs on stilts!!!

@8, u mean "ur teh reezon i hatez da interwebz"?

We sell these at Heals! £2.50

is Beefy Big McLargeHuge's brother? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

I remember back in the day they gave out dinosaur spoons with Cap'n Crunch cereal... but my mom wouldn't buy it for me. :'(

I have two of these already!!! lol

@11 - No.

@16 - Oh nos!

Mmmmmm Sgt. Tso's Chicken....

@ 14

That was still no reason for you to set her on fire.....and still doesn't explain the second time you set her on fire...

For your alias, I think you meant "Carlos SpicyWeiner".

@21 - i like your style ;]

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