Jan 28 2010Questionable: A Picture Of The Internet
Allegedly this is a picture of the internet (high-res version HERE). Only thing is, I freaking live in the internet and it doesn't look all that familiar. I mean, where are all the naked ladies? Everybody knows the internet is at least 40% naked ladies. AND men. I just shy away from the men areas. No, no I don't. BECAUSE I'M OPEN MINDED.
The Internet: The Picture [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Drew, who knows the internet is predominately tubes. Gerbil tubes. It's basically a giant Habitrail.
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Reader Comments
1. FIRST FIRST - January 28, 2010 10:16 PM
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2. naas - January 28, 2010 10:18 PM
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3. dawg - January 28, 2010 10:19 PM
wow im secound
4. mickey - January 28, 2010 10:21 PM
fucking firstards.
anyway,
NEEDS MOAR MEMES
5. MBT Tariki - January 28, 2010 10:22 PM
FIRST FIRSTFIRST FIRSTFIRST FIRSTFIRST FIRSTFIRST FIRSTFIRST FIRSTFIRST FIRST
anti-shoe
6. U13R 1337 4514N 53N54710N - January 28, 2010 10:24 PM
im making this a poster and hanging it over mah bed so i have something to think about whilst fonicating yo mutha
7. snorlax - January 28, 2010 10:29 PM
time for sleep sleep...
8. GHEY MAN - January 28, 2010 10:34 PM
...GHEY
9. c45 - January 28, 2010 10:34 PM
yeh, needs porn/hentai to be accurate picture of internet..
10. Just Sayin' - January 28, 2010 10:53 PM
The picture is awesome, however the first five comments are so so so fucking dumb. I wish you people would fucking die instead of ruining the comments section. I like reading comments, yet the first twelve-something comments on every fucking post has to be the stupidest bullshit. I don't care which number you are, and nobody else does either. I would ask GW to delete "First!" comments but I'm sure he doesn't care and I bet it's MY comment that gets deleted. FUCK.
11. anthony - January 28, 2010 11:09 PM
where's the bacon?
12. Squidly - January 28, 2010 11:20 PM
Yo this needs Pedobear at LEAST. Maybe EFG... Peanutbutter jelly time banana man. Rick roll.. Cheezburger cat. Chuck Norris. Tay Zonday. O RLY owl. THIS IS SPARTAAA. CSI sunglasses guy. Mudkipz. Boxxy. The cake is a lie. So yes, this picture is questionable! :P
13. guyisfly85 - January 28, 2010 11:21 PM
13th mwahahaha... also theres no porn... the iternet is full of it.
14. Lea - January 29, 2010 12:00 AM
It's missing bacon, pedobear, and those really cute otters that hold hands.
15. Tennist0 - January 29, 2010 12:01 AM
wo, a friend just showed me this pic like a half hour ago...OLD, GW SUCKS AT JOURNALISM...BOOO
16. Jiakasuma - January 29, 2010 12:07 AM
badger badger badger
17. Naked Chicks Rule - January 29, 2010 12:09 AM
No porn, which is 75%
No cute cats, which is 15%
No bacon, which is 8%
Sooo...... Looks like 98% bullshit.
Yes, that's right, I can add. In your FACE Fox News!
18. RoflFish - January 29, 2010 12:16 AM
This is fake! There are no kittehs on the picture, and everybody knows that there are more kittehs on the internet then porn...or star wars.
19. Fire Breathing Ninja Cricket - January 29, 2010 12:22 AM
Where are the furries yiffing in hell?
20. Goatman - January 29, 2010 12:29 AM
Where's Goatse
21. Richard McBeef - January 29, 2010 1:01 AM
@17
there are several cute cats and one is fighting a dog with over a strip of bacon.
the complete lack of porn is BS. It also needs stuff like goatse and 2G1C. Maybe even tubgirl. AYBABTU? Did I miss it?
I give it a solid B.
22. Tracy - January 29, 2010 1:19 AM
No pedobear + no Brian Peppers = FAIL
23. gloria - January 29, 2010 1:28 AM
Whyyyyy so many people are interested in an interracial relationship. black woman want to have fun with white man and black guys want to have fun with white women. There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as __site__WealthySeeker.com____ recommend it here= - __site__WealthySeeker.com____
24. Val - January 29, 2010 2:09 AM
Mario riding Realistic Yoshi would NEVER fight in the army of Basement Cat!
I R offended.
25. Lord Moon - January 29, 2010 2:27 AM
Severely lacking in Pirate vs. Ninja references, naked Asian women, the "I Like Turtles" zombie kid, Nick Nolte mugshot, 1337-speak, and naked Asian women. :D
26. Barney Stinson - January 29, 2010 2:30 AM
That picture doesn´t work at all: who is flying the Falcon while Han Solo is fighting at the Epic Mega Rave???
Sorry,but not very realistic.
27. Kumo - January 29, 2010 2:37 AM
Millenium Falcon Wins!
And Jesus is a Raptor!!!
28. Danny - January 29, 2010 4:37 AM
How.. can they make a picture of the internet. without any kind of hardcore porn it?:p
29. cabbo - January 29, 2010 6:56 AM
New-style joker and Obama doing an ollie over batman while high-fiving each other?
@18 are you blind? There's a LOT of cats here.
@26 Chewie.
30. cabbo - January 29, 2010 6:58 AM
@15 I read that post twice. The first time was OK but second time it was totally OLD!
31. OIASBDOAISBD - January 29, 2010 8:05 AM
SHIT SHIT SHIT TERRIBLE AWFUL SHIT BAD TERRIBLE
32. mike - January 29, 2010 8:16 AM
if thats the internets then were is teh booooobs? now i do love a good meme but if a pic of teh internets is to be made dont forget teh booobs!
FUCK YOU FIRST!!!!
33. Look Closer - January 29, 2010 8:33 AM
If you look a little closer you will see that bacon is in the pic. The cat and dog are playing tug a war with it.
34. Pat - January 29, 2010 8:36 AM
It's true. As a representation of the Internet, it should have porn somewhere. Unless this is just part one of a triptych created around the theme of geekiness.
35. Timbo - January 29, 2010 9:09 AM
Gay doesn't mean open minded...it means you're GAY!
36. dparks - January 29, 2010 9:22 AM
@30 - but Chewie's raving on the skins.
37. Closet Nerd - January 29, 2010 9:42 AM
Where is Daisy when you need her?!
And does anyone else remember those dinosaurs that had robotic attachments with the bad guys were human like animal people. The t-rex (on the left above the 'epic mega rave' sign is from the toys I am talking about.
Does anyone out there know what toys I am talking about?
...... just askin
38. Closet Nerd - January 29, 2010 9:48 AM
Never mind... I found em.......Dino-riders
("Dino-Rider" that sounds like a nickname for GW on "Time Traveling Tuesdays" when he goes back to the Mesozoic era... just sayin)
http://www.dinoriders.com/Toys/Toys(Dinosaurs)DR.html
39. RoflFish - January 29, 2010 10:13 AM
lol at the half life references. at least this guy did one thing right. he put morgan freeman and the combine on opposite sides. also look in the background besides the t-rex, there's wolverine!!
40. Pollen - January 29, 2010 10:29 AM
Why aren't you at the top on a T Rex wielding a Lightsaber showing your dominance (with me by your side admiring your awesomeness)? Wait what.
41. Pollen - January 29, 2010 10:32 AM
Also, @ RoflFish, source image for the T Rex and Wolverine is the background on my desktop.
http://www.sidekickcomicsuk.com/blogs/media/blogs/sidekick//Wolverine_vs_T_rex.jpg
Just so you can experience it.
42. Barney Stinson - January 29, 2010 10:32 AM
@37: Couldn´t have said it better!!!!!FAKE!
43. Pollen - January 29, 2010 10:35 AM
ALSO @ Closet Nerd...
http://www.secretdancemoves.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dino-riders.jpg
Source image for what is used.
That was what my desktop was before I made it the T Rex v. Wolverine.
44. Closet Nerd - January 29, 2010 10:40 AM
@44 Good Call!
I had a bunch of those dinosaurs when i was younger.
45. your mom is my whore - January 29, 2010 11:01 AM
open minded = faggot !!!!!
got something to say bluedolphin@yahoo.com
46. steven530 - January 29, 2010 11:10 AM
..really? no LOLrus?
47. This is awful - January 29, 2010 11:24 AM
This is awful. Seriously.
48. Hugums - January 29, 2010 11:52 AM
Where's waldo?
49. Jacob - January 29, 2010 12:53 PM
GMan? nice...
50. blueZorro - January 29, 2010 1:53 PM
kitteh high five!
51. cabbo - January 29, 2010 2:11 PM
Dino Riders = Awesome. My childhood = empty.
52. Deacon Jones - January 29, 2010 2:19 PM
Anyone got any shrooms?
53. GourmetVagina - January 29, 2010 3:03 PM
1) Lando Calrissian if flying the Faclon, so that solves that.
2) It would be wise to change the high-res link to a Rickroll.
3) Is hungry.
54. GourmetVagina - January 29, 2010 3:04 PM
*is flying the Falcon
55. Closet Nerd - January 29, 2010 3:47 PM
@53 I wish!
56. Creddit - January 29, 2010 5:46 PM
Credit to Reddit, please.
57. Nick - January 29, 2010 7:50 PM
Needs Chuck Norris and more cowbell.
58. Rick - January 29, 2010 8:11 PM
Wheres rick astley?
59. wtf? - January 29, 2010 8:32 PM
Where the fuck are the cats?
Cats RULE the internet.
60. omega57 - January 29, 2010 9:06 PM
Awesome as hell!
61. Ktar - January 30, 2010 12:49 PM
I could do better... '-.-
62. Raschied - January 30, 2010 5:36 PM
No pirates OR ninjas. FAIL.
63. lolol - January 30, 2010 10:10 PM
FIRSTARDED, MOTHA FUCKAS!
64. bR1anious - January 30, 2010 11:15 PM
DINO JESUS FTW!!!!!!
65. Chadwick - February 1, 2010 9:44 AM
The image is funny, and I laugh at the falcon shooting at the Enterprise. The Enterprise would blow the Falcon to pieces. Star Trek is still better than star wars.. 11 movies, 5 tv series, not to mention is more intelligent, philosophical. Most Star Wars fans don't even like the new movies so what, that leaves them with three good ones, thats laughable. I love Star Wars, but it sits in the shadows as to what Star Trek is about us, our future.
66. stcroixtori - February 1, 2010 1:54 PM
I find it offensive that no one has mentioned the lack of the ever-awesome STRONGBAD.
no strongbad is so sad :(
67. swordnerd108 - February 1, 2010 4:36 PM
The lack of shoop da whoop disturbes me
68. 640-816 - February 2, 2010 8:22 PM
Leave my comment here
69. RobotAnarchy - February 3, 2010 9:23 PM
Whoever created this, has a long way to go...
I worked on a Project last year, that I am confident influenced the eF outta this so called: "The Internet: The Picture"
What am I talking about?
Check it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQJVr8Lvce0
Win.