Questionable: A Picture Of The Internet

Allegedly this is a picture of the internet (high-res version HERE). Only thing is, I freaking live in the internet and it doesn't look all that familiar. I mean, where are all the naked ladies? Everybody knows the internet is at least 40% naked ladies. AND men. I just shy away from the men areas. No, no I don't. BECAUSE I'M OPEN MINDED.

The Internet: The Picture [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Drew, who knows the internet is predominately tubes. Gerbil tubes. It's basically a giant Habitrail.

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