This is a little info-graphic explaining some of the numbers behind the pron industry. I say pron instead of p0rn0 in case your company is big-brothering you (God, how can you even function in such an oppressive environment?). No need to thank me, I know you'd do the same for me. Oooor call my boss and try to get me fired. I swear, you are such a jerk. Anywho, what did you take away from the graphic -- anything? Wow, that you can successfully pleasure yourself to the pink silhouette of a woman's figure. You go, champ. And why do I get the feeling that's not even an all time low?
The Numbers Behind Pornography [asylum]
Thanks to Christopher and sc, who didn't even know there was pronographic material on the internet. Me neither.
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