Pre-Order Today!: Mola Ram Statue From Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom

I honestly didn't know his name was Mola Ram, but hey -- you learn something new everyday. Like today I learned repeatedly slamming your penis in a car door doesn't necessarily impress the cart-returner at the grocery store the way you'd expect (somebody call a locksmith).

The Mola Ram Premium Format figure presents one of Indiana Jones' most memorable adversaries in stunning detail. Each piece is individually painted and finished to exacting standards, each with its own unique quality and detail that is the trademark of a handcrafted Sideshow Collectibles product. Clothed in real fabric robes and wearing two detailed necklaces, Mola stands over 25 inches tall atop a base adorned with eight unique skulls. Mola Ram comes complete with two switch-out heads, featuring a headdress option with real hair detailing, and two switch-out hands, including a human heart engulfed in flames. The Mola Ram Premium Format Figure is the perfect addition to any display, an essential part of your Indiana Jones collection.

25 inches of Mola for only $290? -- what a steal! And speaking of stealing -- IT BELONG IN A MUSEUM! Indiana Jones quote tie-in FTW. Hey -- It's Friday, folks, don't expect much. Except snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes? Am I good now? Okay cool.

Hit the jump for some close-ups.

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Thanks to Closet Nerd, who has a closet full of Indiana Jones action figures. Can I get one of the dude's face melting off after he drinks out of the wrong cup in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? He chose poorly!

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