Jan 30 2010Ports, We Need More Ports: 80 Hole USB Hub
Need more USB ports? Who doesn't, amirite? Well then look no further than Thanko's 80-port USB panel. At $200, there's really no reason not to buy a half dozen. Plus, adjustable voltage. WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO!!
みんなきっと驚くこと間違いなし！これ、なんと80ポートものUSBポートを内蔵したチャージャーボードなんです。携帯電話、デジカメ、オーディオプレーヤーなどなど。そんなデジタル機器をたくさんお持ちの方には朗報かもしれません！デジタル機器を80個まで充電できるなんて、まるで夢のようじゃないですか？USBの端子が80ポートも並んでいるのを横からみると何か、なんだか軍隊の兵隊さんみたいな感じがして迫力あります。
Unless you run a 'Rent-A-Port' by the minute business (genius) or make something in bulk that needs to be charged before selling, why the hell would you need one of these? Don't get me wrong, I'm still buying two, but that's only because I have 101 Dalmations 160 USB humping dogs and think it would be hysterical to see them all going at it simultaneously. Wouldn't that be funny? You'd watch it on Youtube, right? CHANNEL VIEWS NEED CHANNEL VIEWS.
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Who Needs More USB Ports? [forevergeek]
Thanks to Melissa and Darkwing Duck, who charge things the old fashioned way: with space technology.
Reader Comments
1. Bob - January 30, 2010 9:33 PM
1st
2. eternal - January 30, 2010 9:34 PM
Fuck you, Bob
3. Omnias - January 30, 2010 9:37 PM
Yeah well thats practical
btw lol @ #2
4. Dishy Dishyington - January 30, 2010 9:51 PM
Translated Japanese (from above);
It is sure to get all to be surely surprised! Be elaborate, and it is the charger board which had a USB port of 80 ports built-in how. A mobile telephone, a digital camera, an audio player. It may be a good news for a person having a lot of such digital gadgets! Seeing from the side, anything seems to be somewhat the soldier of the armed forces in terminal 80 of the USB lining up to the port whether isn't dreamy at all to be able to charge a digital gadget to 80; feel, and there is force.
5. Bill - January 30, 2010 10:01 PM
>>4
Wow, you must have taken Japanese to have translated it so well.
6. stcroixtori - January 30, 2010 10:02 PM
lol they are so impractical.
7. Grr - January 30, 2010 10:12 PM
The Legion ad on the site is pissing me off...
8. naas - January 30, 2010 10:18 PM
@5 or have used the many available translation applications via the intetnet, idiot
@4 while reading that, I heard a little japanese mans voice in my head
9. naas - January 30, 2010 10:19 PM
woa type-0.... that should read 'internet, idiot' - not intetnet (totally different)
10. Matt - January 30, 2010 10:30 PM
Hmm i mean 2/3 USB sharing the same line cuts up bandwidth as it is this would make usb 2.0 slower then 1.0 hell would drastically cut down 3.0 to the point where its not worth it. your better off having 2/3 ports here and there they often use a different connection to the motherboard
11. Alejandro - January 30, 2010 10:30 PM
Wha? you cant read Japanese, get out of here
12. FIRST - January 30, 2010 11:17 PM
YOUSUNKMYBATTLESHIP.
13. Beautiful but bitter. - January 30, 2010 11:18 PM
Best quoted phrase ever, lol! My boyfriend would not disagree with this post, I however keep my USB ports to a minimum.
14. Dishy Dishyington - January 30, 2010 11:33 PM
I am speaker of native English, also much fluent in Japanese. My hovercraft is full of eels.
15. Red - January 31, 2010 12:36 AM
Did you quote Kung Pow in this post? If so, kind sir, you are my hero forever and all time.
16. CEW - January 31, 2010 1:17 AM
This would be PERFECT to go along with my snuggie and wine holder necklace.
17. jaymee - January 31, 2010 1:47 AM
how about 80 iphone's battery charging at the same time!
18. Aru-San - January 31, 2010 6:48 PM
THERE IS A GOD!!!!! i thought this site was down for good! Glad to see the site's back up
19. Alexa - January 31, 2010 6:49 PM
Hooray! Geekologie is back!
20. Alejandro - January 31, 2010 7:14 PM
I can rest in peace now!
21. Closet Nerd - January 31, 2010 7:17 PM
I would TOTALLY watch a video of 160 USB dogs humping on youtube!!!!!!
just sayin
22. Ubel - January 31, 2010 7:20 PM
@15- I thought the same thing. That's two of us. Majority rules, GW quoted kung pow.
23. tn11 - January 31, 2010 7:30 PM
You know geekoligie being down was on some site?
http://www.xomba.com/wwwgeekologiecom_geekologie_down
Didn't know you were so popular huh?
24. alex - January 31, 2010 7:47 PM
lol why was this site down?
25. Tomato - January 31, 2010 8:35 PM
@24
not sure, but I'm glad it's back up, been having withdrawals all day
26. GHEY MAN - January 31, 2010 8:47 PM
... GHEY so is Naas and 25
27. Chaabane - January 31, 2010 9:07 PM
hahah so geekologie crashed offline because you plugged in this damn 80 plug USB port!
28. Turbo the Mechanical Ape - January 31, 2010 9:14 PM
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMZOMGOMZOMGOMGOMGOZMZOMZZOMZOMGOMGOMGOMZOMGOZMOMZGMZOMG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ZOMGOMGOMOGMZOGMGOMZGOMZGOMZOGMZOMZGMZOMG *jizzed in my pants*
29. Qazzy - January 31, 2010 9:31 PM
Why was geekologie offline all day? :(
30. Omarzuqo - January 31, 2010 9:32 PM
I don't care about the USB thing, but the chick is damn cute.
31. 420 - January 31, 2010 9:34 PM
Kung Pow FTW!
32. Pollenn - January 31, 2010 10:06 PM
Almost started crying today because Geekologie wasn't up.
33. ching chong chang choing - January 31, 2010 10:11 PM
Surely guaranteed to surprise everyone! This is a whopping 80 Chajabodo'm also a USB port with built-in ports. Mobile phones, digital cameras and audio players. If you have a lot of digital devices such may be good news! Am I surprised to digital devices charged up to 80, do you really like a dream come true? USB terminal 80 is something that when viewed from the side of the port in line, you feel powerful and somewhat like a soldier in the army.
34. jodie - January 31, 2010 10:13 PM
Yeah..I cruised over to the supe because this site was down...Sad times...SAD times...
35. jodie - January 31, 2010 10:23 PM
Don't get me wrong... I love The Supe but, SW takes weekends off unlike GW.
GW always throws us a bone or two through the weekend so we can 'scrap' (or toss obscenities when he chooses to lift the filter!)
36. MBT Chapa GTX Women - January 31, 2010 10:46 PM
Don't get me wrong.
MBT walk women
37. Bus - February 1, 2010 1:19 AM
Ok, you're back up dude....start posting!!!! Lotsa catching up to do
38. ganmerlad - February 1, 2010 1:52 AM
Geekologie being down kinda freaked me out, my 404 had a 404. What happened? I got paranoid and thought the Irish gov'ment had decided to censor it for some reason. (Where I am at the mo) I even did a search to see if anyone else made a comment on it being down elsewhere, and nothing. I thought it was just me for a while.
Relevant to the post: Doesn't a usb port power the gadget? So 80 gadgets being powered through a computer, either nothing will work or the computer melts down. For some reason I can't get just my phone to charge through my laptop lately, my IPod *never* would charge up through it, but 80 gadgets at once? I am thinking this usb gadget will burn down several houses.
39. Photocopier - February 1, 2010 2:24 AM
YOU'RE BACK
also do want
40. soundofbread - February 1, 2010 2:44 AM
This must be aimed for Americans, what American doesn't have at least 50+ USB adapters for various electronics.
41. Clifurd - February 1, 2010 7:16 AM
Ok, now I'm beginning to get scared. No new posts today after the lack of Geekologie on the internet. I will wait patiently. The internet would be a horrible place with out Geekologie.
42. Brian - February 1, 2010 7:47 AM
LAST!
43. wtf - February 1, 2010 8:13 AM
wtf
44. Matt - February 1, 2010 8:17 AM
LAST!!!
45. Tom - February 1, 2010 8:18 AM
LAAAASTR
46. Jimmy - February 1, 2010 8:20 AM
fuck you
47. Brian - February 1, 2010 8:22 AM
LAST!
48. Matthew - February 1, 2010 8:23 AM
LAST!!!!
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49. Tom - February 1, 2010 8:24 AM
last
bitch
50. Jaded Icon - February 1, 2010 8:29 AM
@ 45
Fail.......
BTW: Anyways, this product looks a little unreliable. However since it's Japanese, it's probably safe....
51. Brian - February 1, 2010 8:29 AM
LAAAARST!
52. Tom - February 1, 2010 8:30 AM
@53, FAAAAAAKEEE!!!!
53. Brian - February 1, 2010 8:31 AM
@ 53
You cant win if you dont say Last -.-
54. Toim - February 1, 2010 8:35 AM
@56, you cant win if you dont say fifty-eighth next.
btw, fifty-seventh
55. Matthew - February 1, 2010 8:44 AM
LAST!!!!!!!!!
56. TOM WITHOUT AN I - February 1, 2010 8:45 AM
LAST!!!
57. Chris - February 1, 2010 9:19 AM
This is bound to come in handy.
58. Pat - February 1, 2010 9:22 AM
Even the girl in the photo looks overwhelmed!
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59. Matthew - February 1, 2010 9:24 AM
LAST!!!
60. Jaded Icon - February 1, 2010 9:47 AM
@ 62
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61. naas - February 1, 2010 10:40 AM
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62. zoozle - February 1, 2010 10:42 AM
@10...
Guys, It's not meant to be used for data transfer.. just for charging devices.
63. Androodle - February 1, 2010 11:59 AM
WHEW ive been following gw for 3 years and when i clicked open safari and got a 404 i was like oh god..
64. Lurthor - February 1, 2010 12:32 PM
Surely guaranteed to surprise everyone! This is a whopping 80 Chajabodo'm also a USB port with built-in ports. Mobile phones, digital cameras and audio players. If you have a lot of digital devices such may be good news! Am I surprised to digital devices charged up to 80, do you really like a dream come true? USB terminal 80 is something that when viewed from the side of the port in line, you feel powerful and somewhat like a soldier in the army.
65. Turbo - February 1, 2010 2:09 PM
last?
66. Joerg - February 1, 2010 4:13 PM
80* 8GB USB-Stick and a realy FAT Raid-Cluster - a nice 640 GB Harddisk.
67. GroxXx - February 1, 2010 4:15 PM
@4 Thank you!
I want one of these!
68. DaveXor - February 1, 2010 4:47 PM
Last... >.>
69. Cup-O-Jesus - February 1, 2010 9:24 PM
Best crappy translation yet:
Everyone certainly being surprised you are not wrong! This, it is the charger board which builds in as many as 80 port thing USB ports. Portable telephone, digital camera and audio player etc etc. Perhaps in the one which the large quantity you have such a digital equipment good news! The digital equipment can be charged up to 80 how, quite like dream, it is not, is? That the terminal of USB you see the fact that also 80 ports have lined up from side with something, it is what the soldier like feeling of the troop doing, there is a force
70. last person ever - February 1, 2010 9:26 PM
the real last person ever
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or is there such a thing?!?!?!?!?
makes you wonder huh.
scary
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