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Ports, We Need More Ports: 80 Hole USB Hub

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Need more USB ports? Who doesn't, amirite? Well then look no further than Thanko's 80-port USB panel. At $200, there's really no reason not to buy a half dozen. Plus, adjustable voltage. WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO!!

みんなきっと驚くこと間違いなし!これ、なんと80ポートものUSBポートを内蔵したチャージャーボードなんです。携帯電話、デジカメ、オーディオプレーヤーなどなど。そんなデジタル機器をたくさんお持ちの方には朗報かもしれません!デジタル機器を80個まで充電できるなんて、まるで夢のようじゃないですか?USBの端子が80ポートも並んでいるのを横からみると何か、なんだか軍隊の兵隊さんみたいな感じがして迫力あります。

Unless you run a 'Rent-A-Port' by the minute business (genius) or make something in bulk that needs to be charged before selling, why the hell would you need one of these? Don't get me wrong, I'm still buying two, but that's only because I have 101 Dalmations 160 USB humping dogs and think it would be hysterical to see them all going at it simultaneously. Wouldn't that be funny? You'd watch it on Youtube, right? CHANNEL VIEWS NEED CHANNEL VIEWS.

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Who Needs More USB Ports? [forevergeek]

Thanks to Melissa and Darkwing Duck, who charge things the old fashioned way: with space technology.

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