Jan 3 2010Picking Up Hookers On Google Street View

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This is a series of photos showing a guy stopping to pick up some hooks somewhere in Europe. They come to us courtesy of Google Street View, which sees everything. Now, where the hell is this? Scantily clad hookers standing on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere? "Ooh ooh, please mister, pleaaaase dump our bodies in the woods."

STREET VIEW - Yes, you are on Google Street View! [motifake]

Thanks to Doug, who would have spotted the Street View car and doubled back to pick up the hooks just to be safe.

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Classic.

My money's on that's outside of Room. I've never seen so many roadside hookers in my life.

It Isn't beneath me.. just sayin'

Is it just me or is this guy missing his teeth?

Erugh...too skinny. C'mon, show me a girl with some meat on her, I want something I can hang onto!

That mught be in spain, not that i've picked them up but i've seen the hookers in the midle of a highway, just like in thos pictures

I sure hope this guys wife doesn't read this blog. Actually I do, and I hope she puts the whole fight on YouTube.

FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max's head exploded because they installed a motion activated light switch in his office and set it to be very sensitive, but time out quickly. Every time someone walked by the lights would go on, and then 5 seconds later go off. It was very iritatiing.

The picture says "something"munt, CT, Espana.

I figure most of you can guess where that is.

Did anyone else notice the dark haired hooker seems to have an arm around her neck? I see a random elbow.

dem some fine lookin' ho's :]

if san francisco had hookers like that hell yeah id pick them up too

Ok... this seriously pisses me off. I would rant longer but I can't think straight.......... It could be jealousy cause these chicks look somewhat attractive and that old geezer may get to !@#$ them.

Thank God for push up bras.

Autovia de l'Ametlla, Lliçà d'Amunt, CT, España

Yo I was just picking up my ho's I ain't doing them there my ho's men I have to take care of them. You get it?
And yeah there some fine ass, if you want them get on ebay look under Big white daddy pimping.

The brunette is stretching or scratching her back with her left arm, obviously. And yeah they are pretty fucking hot I must admit. Even the lil tum tum on the blonde mum.

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shit, I'd pick them up too..

hawt.

Yo ha hecho lo mismo como este guey!!! :3

@11 Damn right!

Come on everyone their car broke down and the pushed it out of the way so you can't see it, and it was REALLY hot out so they had to strip down to keep cool.

Okay they are two hoes and my girlfriend said she would tap them both.

I see a new reality show in the making... ;-P

new porno in the making?

Since when are hookers that hot? I mean i cant see there faces but they look pretty damn fine to me. All the hookers ive ever seen are bum ugly. I mean there are for sure high class escort services that have really hot girls like that, but not street corner ho's. Im calling FAKE on this one, and since when does google streetview have several pictures of such a small area?

@Daisy its not fake you idiot the shadows are exactly how they should be maybe you should take another look all the shadows line up

@25 aka hayourface:

You haven't been here long, have you?

FML, daisy is back... and those prostitutes do look pretty fine. im moving to europe xD

A little detective work: it's in Spain.See that second to last photo, in its top left corner it says '...munt, CT, España.' The name of the highway is 'Autovia de l'Ametlla' and CT stand for Catalonia. The only place along this road that ends with '...munt' is Lliçà d'Amunt. Street view of the two girls at work is at: 41°36'15.40"N and 2°15'41.04"E

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=+41%C2%B036%2715.40%22N,+2%C2%B015%2741.04%22E&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=50.956929,56.25&ie=UTF8&ll=41.604461,2.261486&spn=0.000008,0.003484&t=h&z=19&layer=c&cbll=41.604312,2.261456&panoid=zPB-u1ZVAJHl4OsxQIKIkA&cbp=12,230.21,,0,25.47

Spanish hookers are hot.

I mean, really? I thought hookers only looked like that in movies. And just standing on the corner in the middle of nowhere hoping random dude who happens to have a bunch of cash on him happens to drive by?

The link #28 posted works, but what the hell man...I've NEVER seen a hooker that looked like those women. They're always average at best, usually kinda scary looking.

I't probably best for me, financially and legally speaking, but this pisses me off. There are not really hookers like this in real life, dammit. Not just standing around waiting for you to pick them up...this isn't Pretty Woman, they're all freakin' crackheads, not out of work models.

Stupid Spain.

@10 - That random elbow appears to be attached to her arm. It looks to me like she is itching her back of doing some sort of hooker warm up stretching activity. I'm not sure exactly, they usually do that part while im looking for my wallet.

note the zoom icon near one of their skirts, ah silly attempt failed

Thought that i might point out that i live on the dirt road attached to l'Ametlla. The guy you see in the photo is probably headed for the few estates that are nearby. If you look closely in the photos you can see the stop sign.

The blondes ass looks TIIIIIGHT

Hi there,
let me explain something, I swear to you I live 5 km from this place

to @8 and @30 and everyone that doesn't believe it
It is actually Spain and it is not fake, there were this two hookers that look like models till 6 months ago. Now they closed this road cross so you can't stop, so no hookers never more.

Sometimes in Spain you can find these hookers that actually look like models on the street, waiting for any fat guy, old man, dirty truck driver... whatever that pays for sex. They all come from east europe, and they are hot. Of course we have ugly hookers on the street too, but almost all the hookers that work in Spain are for east europe.

with whis I doesn't mean that all the hookers in Spain look like this, but a few of them YES!

Huh? He is certainly picking up his daughters after work. What a nice guy!

#36 is right. here in Europe i saw some hookers like that. During summer time there are too many easterneuropean girls with incredible legs and ass...some of them speaking italian7english very well too...

@30, thanks for showing where it what. Looks like google caught on, the guys face is blurred out now.

@28 is what i meant, not 30, lol.
Either way, those are some nice looking hookers. You dont get that type of thing here in texas.

Autovía de l'Ametlla, 08508 les Masies de Voltregà, Barcelona, Cataluña, Espagne

I heard A&E is doing a travel show about hookers. This guy travels all over the world to try their hookers and comments on them........at least I wish...

I'd be tempted to hire both of them for a little three-way action

srsly?! those are hookers?
i feel bad for the guy for getting busted like that but the time he had after prolly made up for it (but not the std's : ()
attractive hookers, yes please

Has anyone ever seen hookers that actually look like that?

@11 Agreed.

Picking up hookers on a dirt road...then proceeding to go up their dirt road FTW. Just sayin. MLIG

Now we're getting to the point of blantantly staged views. Next up are the obligatory drive-by shootings in action, the loch ness monster off of some random street near the lake that I'm too lazy to look up, and of course the infamous train about to hit a car. Google Street View Reporting = Fail.

36 is dead on.

Whether you're in Espana or North Jersey, this is seriously what Eastern European girls look like. Hot.

As in "I have a girlfriend but I'll raw dog you anyway" hot.

The mafia shuffles girls like these around on 4 month stints in NY /north jersey. They are hot as balls and will do anything for money.

is that second girl have neck brace? damn shes workin it heavy duty huh?

Are they so horny? Will they love me long time? Will they do anything I want? Is the going rate 10 dollars?

These are among the burning questions that A. I want answered, and B. where Google street view fails to deliver.

Wtf??? no fucking way. your about to be in a lawsuit. take my picture down right now.

Those are some fine ass hookers!
Why can't I find any like that around here?!?!

I would have ran that damned google car of the road and proceed with the sweet loving that those two very hot and upstanding women were prepared to give!!!!!!

They look like import models, since most of them dress like that. And the guy's either thinkin' about pickin' them up, because hell yeah, or he's their driver. But to be on the safe side. Who here lives or been to Spain?

Grandpop told me he was going out to get some crabs.....

Seriously, the ho's on 8 mile in Detroit are NOTHING like that! It's so coooold in the D!

@jaz: You ask "Since when are hookers that hot?".
It's in Europe, thats why!
I never seen any ugly hooker here, they dont have a chance making any money.
The ugly hookers will get married, have children and work as a housewifes.
LOL

yes, this is in spain, in a highway called 'Autovia de l'Ametlla', 40km next to Barcelona. a hooker-crowded carway. not really difficult to find hookers on every hour, this post doesn't really deserves to be fully-commented xD


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