January 21, 2010

Painful: Super Mario Jersey Shore Mashup

Filed Under: breaking things / dirty jerz / everything that's wrong with the world / failures at life / god now i'm furious / jerks / loser / morons / mtv / new jersey / nice hair -- dork / schools for fools / shows / television / trash / ugh

Because I cannot tell a lie, I did (shamefully) watch 15-minutes of MTV's 'Jersey Shore' one time before setting the television on fire and getting kicked out of the bar (where's my show, MTV?). Anyway, if you haven't ever seen an episode, keep it up. But this is a video from Dr CoolSex of a Super Mario Bros. version of Jersey Shore. I watched a solid minute (well, 40 seconds) of it before all those hateful feelings came rushing back and I punched through the computer screen and shat a bear.
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Hey Boo-Boo!

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Thanks to Alexander The Great and Juan, who have both landed in Newark on the way to NYC before and agree that was more than enough Jersey for them.