Omegle: User Has One-Sided Pokemon Battle

Somebody with way too much time on their hands recently had a one-sided Pokemon battle with a girl on Omegle. It's moderately humorous, but there are a fair amount of words to read if you're not into that. And if you're not into that, you're probably not reading this. Dick. Haha, you didn't even read that. Jerk. I did it again!
Hit the jump to read the rest of the battle.

Omegle Pokemon Battle [funnyjunk]
Thanks to Larissa, who
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