Jan 16 2010Okaaaay: Child Riding In Robot Slave Buggy

You ever seen a robot-child pulling a kid around in a rickshaw? Now you have. And I think I speak for all of us when I say, "I want to cut its legs off and steal those glasses".

A creepy kid's ride where they ride other (robot) kids, in the SM City Marikina mall in the Philippines. This is wrong on so many levels, we don't know where to begin.

Damnit, the Philippines. I've already got both hands full(!) keeping Japan's collective robo-boner in check and you go and pull some shit like this. Believe me, you don't want to follow in the footsteps of Japan (except for the worn-panty vending machines -- those things draw hella-tourism).


Thanks to Dj Azer, who would have tripped that kid and stole his wagon.

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That child is so lucky. I have longed for a robotic rickshaw slave for many years.

This is nonsense. Let's kill it.


I like how at 0:47 some guy in the audience tries to feed it. :D Conveniently having a bag of robot food on hand. :DD

response to the crawling robot link

It ran into that other robot unfortunately NOT resulting in an explosion.

that robot is gonna walk that kid off a cliff

I could not sleep if one of those was in my room.

Not nearly as awesome as a segway

"Slave buggy" really isn't used enough in normal conversation these days...

Oh Yeah! Get a bunch of these together they start looking like some goose steppin nazis. I like the way the boy nazi robo goes straight for the girl robot. Papers froyline robo floozy, show me your papers or its off to the goolog. I speak flewint kruat so I'm safe.

ROFL I want to do it with a team of cabbage patch kids and cruise around my neighborhood with a whip i one hand and a 16oz Pabst Blue Ribbon in the other.
That would rock.

This is creepy! D: Almost as bad as that weird sheep with the human face.

Once again another example of machines stealing jobs from people. Now excuse me while I strap a kid to the frond of my buggy and take a trip through the town. Faster you ungrateful whelp or I'll use the whip again!

Slavery 101 for our spoiled-brat Filipino kids.
This stupidity is in every mall here in the country.
After 20 years, Filipinos will want real rickshaws in place of jeepneys.

Did I read that right? SM City? WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?

Une sorte de consécration finalement!

Big up la famille : Team Est Fichue !
Monster Hunter for life
Kaiser Arbuste , Ace Ventura , Paulin Soccer , ChocoboTigrex , Akutkuto

Kid can't steer for shit

The ride should've come with a whip. *wapish*wapish*

This is the beginning of the end! When those robot children grow up they will not want to serve us, they will rebel! They will rise up and kill us all! KILL US ALL!
AHHHH! *runs into the street and gets hit by a car*

holy shit. i live in marikina, philippines, and i saw this in person. never thought you people would feel the same way.

i'll make one with adult seats, and with horse bridles.

the way it bobs back and forth... is... so ravishing

this kid is a fucking moron, not because he cant steer, but because ha came within 100 yards of a robot, and does not have at least a chain gun.

Looks like it's more work than just walking. What's the point?

Long live "The Squirrel"!!!


Good thing the robo-kids are all white so there's no racism implied.

That's awesome.

Yeah~! Or make'em look like verne troyer... heh, heh

LOL, when you say white, do you mean Japanese/Chinese/Korean white? or red/pink/light brown people who call themselves white?


You can find these 'jologs' freak rides at every SM Mall in the entire nation. I'm very sure China has something to do with this.

NON-FILIPINO GEEKOLOGIE READERS: Try googling what 'Jologs' is. You'll find that word pretty handy someday.

I...I don't know what to say, I just wanted to let everyone else know that I seen it too..

So where did the robot touch you?

Ah, Slavery! The good old days :D

i love how the asians build the rickshaws to have white robot kids pulling them. lol...

Contact my office immediately. You have cases pending against you. Ignoring this matter will further damage your situation.

SM city is like Wallmart in the states, SM-Shoe Mart

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