Jan 14 2010Now I Want One!: Sweet Zelda License Plate

the yellow mustang says it all.

the girl can come along too, the plate & the girl

...and the car actually

Just went to Pixel Vixens... none of the girls, NONE, were above a 5 (maybe 6), but then again, I have ridiculously high standards some say.

Sick plate though!

@3 I swear... I was just typing the same thing that you wrote before being redirected to the china sex shop page (which I don't mind of course) My reaction was wooaaa! when I saw that 1st pic on the top L of their page... This is NOT where I want to be right now

Sir

I represent the proprietors of all copyright of an artistic work entitled Zelda. We have reserved all rights in the Work.

It has come to our attention that your article entitled "Now I Want One!: Sweet Zelda License Plate" is slanderous to my clients copyrighted Work. Your Work therefore constitutes infringement of our rights. In terms of the Copyright Statutes, we are entitled to an injunction against your continued infringement, as well as to recover damages from you for the loss we have suffered as a result of your infringing conduct.

In the circumstances, we demand that you immediately:

1. remove all infringing content and notify us in writing that you have done so;

2. pay an administration fee in the amount of $999.99;

3. immediately cease the use of copyrighted material;

We await to hear from you by no later than close of business on 01/17/2010.

This is written without prejudice to our rights, all of which are hereby expressly reserved.

Yours,

Ken Goldstein Esq.
Goldstein Civil Liberties Law Practice L.L.C

Pixel Vixens = girls that Ollie Willams would bring home to meet the family

impressive, Ken Goldstein... you found out this note that constitutes infringement of your rights with only.... five or six minutes after post it??

@7 look at previous posts. This guy is becoming a lingering bad odour. Like a dog's fart.

yeah, 5-7 at best. But I'd motor-boat that personality. BuRGuBuRGuBuRGuB!

@5 Do you accept balls of belly button lint as currency?

Is there a website like this for women? I want to see HOT nerd boys.

@9 No, he's got enough of that. His belly collects like nobody's business.

@5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32n1AK6o5i0

sorry for feeding the troll but...

@ 5. hey fuckwad. what diploma mill did you get your law degree from? slander is for speech. libel is for things in writing.

you suck at life.

Ok so i visited this "Nerd Porn Site" and I got to say that I'm not impressed. A lot of those girls were just GROSS.

@10 Then you're not looking for the female equivalent of this site.

Hey, guess what? We all know it. Everybody here knows it. GW wanted it. That's why this was posted.

Someone - now, I'm not saying names, but 'someone' - is going to fap to this site.

Naas is right.

I dunno if anyone saw the "alice and the queen" pic.. but holy shitballs alice is FUGLY.

@5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuCMcuJQzgU

Dear Mr. Goldstein,

I represent the visitors and commenters of this website. We have decided that you sir, are a douchebag.

It has come to our attention that your are simply a troll that is a failure at life. Your comments therefore constitutes infringement of our rights to enjoy this website. In terms of the You Annoy The Shit Out Of Us Statute, we are entitled to an injunction against your continued commenting, as well as to recover damages from you for the loss of time and intelligence we have suffered as a result of your conduct.

In the circumstances, we demand that you immediately:

1. Clear the cookies in your internet browser and forget that Geekologie exists

2. pay an administration fee in the amount of $999.99 to each commenter

3. immediately cease the use of the posts on this website to spread your douchebaggary.

We expect to NEVER hear from you as of 12:15pm EDT/10:15amPST, 01/17/2010.

This is written without prejudice to our rights, all of which are hereby expressly reserved.

Yours Truly,

Name (required):
And the other readers of Geekologie.

I checked the site not too impressed with their preview pics. not impressed at all

They gave a few pics as a sample to let someone know what they're in for if they join. I would think a website trying to do that would pick the best they had. If those were the best then I would hate to see the worst. A couple of them were okay but nothing worth me throwing money at.

@5 Where's my money, bitch?

@ 5

I want my money in quarters!!.....what, it's laundry day...

@19

What you think this is funny? I will take a personal law suit against you alone mister. Do you know that your computer is traceable by IP address? If you want to roll then lets do this thing. Ive been making goyims like you pay through the nose in court for years. You may think you are the big funny man now but try to remember that feeling when the judge rules in favour of me the plantiff.

@ 12

Don't try to patronise me. I'm made of stronger stuff than that.

Those girls... were pretty gross looking.

@24 You know there is this thing called a Proxy, it allows someone to change their IP before going to a site. And what kind of law firm doesn't even have a web site nowadays. I can't find Goldstein Civil Liberties Law Practice at all on google. And one more thing, you are aware of Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Information Act, and Zelda is a name of a person, not a franchise name.

@24 CemetaryRapist it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xdVc6nK8cg

@26 Your googlefu is weak young one.

"Ken Goldstein, Esq., Assistant Vice President and Worldwide Media LiabilityManager Ken is the Worldwide Media Liability Manager for Chubb & Son, A division ofFederal Insurance Company. He is responsible for ChubbPro's Media Liabilitybusiness. This includes ChubbPro's News Media, Multimedia, Producer, andInternet Activity business. Ken joined Chubb in 1999 and has served as a claimsattorney for the Miscellaneous Professional Liability team, a supervisor for theInsurance Agents and Miscellaneous Professional Liability teams, and a seniorsupervisor for the Media Liability and Medical Malpractice teams. Ken holds anA.A.S. in Criminal Justice, Orange County Community College, a B.A. in Law &Society, Binghamton University and a J.D., Western New England CollegeSchool of Law. He is a member of the Connecticut and New York bars."

I will admit that my level of googlefu is weak (still working on yellow belt), but I think we can all agree on the level of douchebaggary of Ken though.

He is a cock master indeed.

just posting here cuz i needs mah cut of the $999.99 mentioned in 19

zelda chick is cute, i dunno about the rest but she could handle my master sword anyday

HEY GEEKS!!!
Zelda related innuendo GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+110 points for anything water-temple related

"Ive been making goyims like you pay through the nose " -- Well well mr. Goldstein, some of your language could be considered a little off-color as well. Not particularly nice to go around calling people goyim who you are trying to prove how "professional" you are.

Mazel tov on being a tool

will the mustang named epono / epona?

:o lol at Jiakasuma

What's hotter then a girl that can kick your ass at halo? One who doesn't have a douchey boyfriend already because nerd girls are never single.

@KenGoldstein
Whenever you want to step up to the plate big boy, you're more than welcomed to.
Please...WHAT do you exactly plan on suing me for? Seriously...Enlighten me, as I am a mere "goyims".
Mr. Big-Shot-Ambulance-Chasing-Frivolous-Lawsuit-Filing-Lawyer...Don't you have anything better to do with your time than troll around comments on Geekologie? I am sure that there is some class-action lawsuit that you can be making up right now against some large corporation, which you can get thousands of people to sign up and be a part of, then turn around and charge 80% of the settlement as your attorneys fees.

I openly welcome Ken to trace my IP address and sue me on whatever grounds he'd like to. I await the paperwork in the mail.

Ew, what a budget looking site with terrible looking chicks.

Pixel Vixens???? Those are some of the ugliest chicks I've seen for nudes. Seriously, you want hot gamer girls, http://www.cosplaydeviants.com/ is the shit. I don't represent the site, but made it my URL for linking purposes. Cosplay Deviant chicks are absolutely gorgeous. Worth even taking the tour.

i hate lawyers,
they ruin this world.,

worse then nubes with plasma swords
drop the good weapons, you dont know what your doing!!!!
(lawyers)

and yes she is fukcin hot
would let her ride my Master sword

Why is that girl there I don't understand.

LOL Like a they'd go to the comments page for this

I went to school with that chick, she's pretty ugly behind all the shoopin' and make-up. She has a giant nose and a fuckton of acne, along with her disgustingly pale skin tone. Hell, my standards aren't even that high, but I could open up our high school yearbook and list a couple hundred girls that were wayyyyyy hotter than this dog.

Brotip: Having rich parents, a photography student friend, and a web design student friend doesn't mean you should make a laughably revolting Suicide Girls/God's Girls rip-off website.

@ 5

how in the fuck is "Now I Want One!: Sweet Zelda License Plate" is slanderous??? you poor bastard, the only thing it does is that it promotes the game even more, and if you are not aware, this site talks constantly about video games I sincerely doubt that Nintendo will want to sue any one for promoting the games ( free propaganda ).
seems to me like GW should counter sue you for generally wasting our time, slander, and for being a douche,

an admin fee of $999.99? id give twice that to your mother for having the privilege to lick that license plate, so far, you are the living proof of a clown without a job, so fuck off and get a real job...

Oh man. Apart from mustang girl, vomit. @hunter: 5 or 6? fuck off, what fugly girls have you been hanging out with? Your standards suck. 1/10 at the most

Scratch that - even mustang girl is pugfugly

@5
1. you are mixing up legal terms
2. posing as a lawyer- is gonna get you in more trouble than someone posting a comment/pic on this site.

3. if you are gonna pose as a lawyer..i suggest you figure out the very basics first.

remember the stereotypical lawyer is gonna be a smart ass passive aggressive control/power freak.

for example
"..terms of the Copyright Statutes, we are entitled to an injunction against your continued infringement, as well as to recover damages from you for the loss we have suffered as a result of your infringing conduct."

this is just fancy writing, big words, etc, etc...but it says nothing and does not even reflect the issue with this post......what damages?.....you also misused the term slander
again its cut and paste non sense by some wannabe intellectual . hence you are not a real lawyer, or even a person of average intelligence..

many companies actually hire people to post/promote their intellectual property/products. turns out Nintendo is one of them.
whether we read from a legal, gamers or average man's point of view,
your prank does not makes sense.

i totally applied to "model" for them
i bet i get rejected, but i do enjoy dressing up as x-men so i figured "why not?"
these girls need some serious lessons in cosplay tho, a bad wig + boobies DOES NOT make a good cosplay...

The lawyer amazes and annoys me. Exactly how is reporting on a licenceplate that somebody else made, or in a journalistic text referring to a site that has a girl sitting on a car with said plate, an act of slander? Making the plate could be an infringement of copyrights in the first place, producing porn and get people to pay for it quite possibly, but referring the to those two acts in a blog? There are no lies here (slander) or using a trademarked name to sell something as your own product (copyright infringement). This happened and Geekologie is reporting it. It's called journalism.

My reaction was wooaaa! when I saw that 1st pic on the top L of their page... This is NOT where I want to be right now

@51 So referencing these violations is an innocent act is it? Your going to play the journalism card? Well how about if the pictures were of naked young innocent children, would that still be referencing material with journalistic intentions? I thought not. Take your home schooled rear out of this serious legal matter unless you also would like to become tied up in this.

@56

there are no pictures of young innocent children here you prude,

what kind of low level lawyer are you anyway?

I really hope GW can counter sue your lame ass, for being a douche.

I'd definitely hit it.

which "it" do I mean? who cares?

? fuck off, what fugly girls have you been hanging out with? Your standards suck. 1/10 at the most