Jan 4 2010No, Just No. Well, Okay: Adult LEGO Scenes
Anticlown loyalist Jonah Ray recently had the opportunity to create some LEGO porno scenes for work. And here I thought blogging was the best job ever. Little did I know, little did I know.
Hit the jump for two more, including one showing how AIDS was invented.
Lego Porn...seriously. [flickr] (with a whole bunch more)
Thanks Jonah, now how about a racy pirate scene? (please include the the shark and parrot)
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Reader Comments
1. Juarez - January 4, 2010 8:13 PM
Win
2. vulp - January 4, 2010 8:16 PM
S-seriously?
3. Paul - January 4, 2010 8:16 PM
i am intrigued
all those sharp edges must make for some interesting times
4. Rumit - January 4, 2010 8:21 PM
How do you know if one is pregnant?
5. amandatron - January 4, 2010 8:24 PM
BDSOMNOMNOM
i feel dirty looking at the monkey. it seems to be cooperating though. what could you do with that tail????..
6. orangeninja1 - January 4, 2010 8:37 PM
I've seen better
7. Jiakasuma - January 4, 2010 8:37 PM
Touch touch touch
8. spooticus - January 4, 2010 8:47 PM
silly geekologie writer the best job in the world is webcam stripper, tho u have to be a hot girl to do it :P
btw when i was little i made all my toys have sex, too much "wild discovery" animal fucking made me a perv early.
9. Ashlins - January 4, 2010 9:03 PM
These pictures went back in time and ruined my childhood.
10. Jrdn - January 4, 2010 10:00 PM
this would have been funnier if that monkey were chewbacca.
star whores lego porn
11. paranoid android - January 4, 2010 10:09 PM
Umm...is that first one a rape scene? How is that funny or at all cool?
12. siberianmoosecow - January 4, 2010 10:25 PM
@11
Shes smiling isn't she?
13. paranoid android - January 4, 2010 10:41 PM
still not remotely funny at all.
14. Jessica Drew - January 4, 2010 10:43 PM
Good call paranoid..
Some fucking losers up in hur
15. block head 1 - January 4, 2010 11:03 PM
ive been doing that for years
16. Michelle - January 4, 2010 11:05 PM
How do you get rape from picture 1?
I see a gay sex therapist (see the hat) there to help out with a great sex toy for a couple that wants to get past the same old same old and the construction worker is just tired of his old lady telling him she is tired every night when he goes to get him some. I see sexual healing right there.
17. Errr - January 5, 2010 12:10 AM
Michelle, youre not funnier than the writer of the site so either go start your own shit or stfu or gtfo
18. Jonah Ray - January 5, 2010 2:08 AM
Hey, Paranoid Android. They are porno scenes. If you think it's rape then the actors are doing a great job, aren't they?
i love you.
jonah ray.
19. Halford - January 5, 2010 5:40 AM
oh no! its horrible! i dont like that!
20. graf zeppelin - January 5, 2010 8:00 AM
don't touch that monkey!
21. Pat - January 5, 2010 8:29 AM
NOOOOO.....!!! ::echos through the caverns::
22. BooTz007 - January 5, 2010 9:16 AM
@12
LOOLS total WIN!!
...Because its not rape if they're smiling...
23. paranoid android - January 5, 2010 10:39 AM
Jonah -
They are legos, not actors. You placed them there, in that position, with a 'gun' and 'knife' in a mock rape scene because you think that rape is funny, or mockable, or if this really is 'porn' like you said, you think it is hot. At least take responsibility for your bad 'art.'
24. KBOTZ - January 5, 2010 10:43 AM
Dam iTs haRd 2 typ with 1 han d.....
25. JADE - January 5, 2010 10:52 AM
It's all fun and games till someone tries to f*ck the monkey. No more Yeager for you and put the damn monkey down before it bites.
26. Closet Nerd - January 5, 2010 10:55 AM
Where is the Sodomy Slide?
27. Stabherwithyourfleshknife - January 5, 2010 11:42 AM
I think it's hilarious. The monkey one is a little out there, but still funny
28. mycombat - January 5, 2010 11:43 AM
"insert like this. now push hard. its in!"
29. vixenvena - January 5, 2010 11:49 AM
Noooo!!!!!!!! Someone get the man in the yellow hat off Curious George!
30. Jonah Ray - January 5, 2010 1:24 PM
Dearest Paranoid Android....
Clearly can't see that the man isn't holding a gun, but a drill. And the other actor with this so called "knife"? is holding a caulking gun. It's clear to me that you've never been in a Auto Mechanic Shop or have seen a pornographic film that has some art and integrity. By the looks of the actors faces...they are all having a good time. Because it's soooo hott what they're doing.
I take responsibility for all of this completely.
I love you paranoid android.
jonah ray.
31. lisbeth - January 5, 2010 8:38 PM
I shat bricks.
lego's to be precise.
32. XtatX - January 5, 2010 9:12 PM
The funniest thing about the monkey one is the guy in the background watching with a telescope. Legos banging monkeys is funny enough, but that is just the icing on the cake (no dirty joke intended).
And whats with all the people that come to this site and are then disturbed by what they see? What did you really expect?
33. JINZONINGEN 73 - January 6, 2010 9:05 AM
Lol. This stuff is good, but tame compared to some of the stuff in the group I started awhile agoHEY CAN I BE ON THE FRONTPAGEoh oh... excuse me. Got excited.
Wait. I'm a guy. I'm always excited.
34. JINZONINGEN 73 - January 6, 2010 9:07 AM
Oh, SNAP! (duh)
http://www.flickr.com/groups/whippingoutthebrick/
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