No, Just No. Well, Okay: Adult LEGO Scenes

Anticlown loyalist Jonah Ray recently had the opportunity to create some LEGO porno scenes for work. And here I thought blogging was the best job ever. Little did I know, little did I know.
Hit the jump for two more, including one showing how AIDS was invented.


Lego Porn...seriously. [flickr] (with a whole bunch more)
Thanks Jonah, now how about a racy pirate scene? (please include the the shark and parrot)
Sexy Pole-Dancing LEGO Minifig Works For Tips In The Everfrost Mountain Brewery
High atop the snow-covered peak of Everfrost Mountain the elves brew a wicked batch of grog -- a grog so powerful it can etch diamonds and make a Goron's... More →
Shrink-Ray Me, I Wanna Drive It!: LEGO Bugatti With Functional 7-Speed Gearbox
Skilled LEGO builder Sheepo went and made a Bugatti Veyron out of LEGO Technic pieces. And it's radio controlled. And it does things my real car can't even do.... More →
Amazing 30K Piece LEGO Droid Control Ship
This is a stunning 30,000 piece LEGO replica of the Star Wars Droid Control Ship. It took builder Paul Yperman two years and a small fortune in LEGO bricks... More →
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