Jan 13 2010Moving Picture!: Star Wars Burlesque Video
HIYO, it must be burlesque week on Geekologie! First the Star Wars burlesque pictures, then the Watchwomen video, and now a video of the Star Wars show! WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO! Happy siren! Who knew Jabba could be so sexy? I did! Return of the Jedi? More like Return of the Pants Tent! Who's with me? Anybody? ANYBODY? I'm not a freak you're a freak.
Thanks to Joseph, who was hoping for a little Admiral Ackbar action.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - January 13, 2010 5:06 PM
I can't get enough of the burlesque this week, keeeep going GW :) :) :)
2. naas - January 13, 2010 5:08 PM
@ANYONE who cannot view this because youtube is blocked where you work:
This post is your calling, it's time to quit your job
3. wes - January 13, 2010 5:09 PM
getting better GW, much better. no fatties
4. naas - January 13, 2010 5:12 PM
2:40 - 2:45 = serious storm trooper fapage
5. Brendanq - January 13, 2010 5:15 PM
HOLY CRAP! D:
C3PO is fuckin scary!!!!!!!! :'(
6. jimmydogballz - January 13, 2010 5:18 PM
I didn't know GW took requests...
Damn you work computer. How dare you block videos. At least I still have the NSFW still pics as my wallpaper. Boba Fett FTW.
7. Jiakasuma - January 13, 2010 5:20 PM
My penis exploded
8. Dru - January 13, 2010 5:23 PM
oh good heavens. I'm so glad you found the moving pictures of this one. Tasty.
@naas - You are so, so right.
9. derzulu - January 13, 2010 5:26 PM
Whats the name of the song?
10. h3llc4t - January 13, 2010 5:36 PM
Derzulu, it's Adam and the Ants: "Stand and Deliver."
11. Eric - January 13, 2010 5:44 PM
Great video. If you want to see some stills from the night they have them over at YBMW. http://youbentmywookie.com/wtf/star-wars-burlesque-tatooine-fun-at-the-bordello-8049
12. Jar Jar - January 13, 2010 5:52 PM
OOOOH MISA LIKE DA GURLS!!!!!!
MISA WANNA SEE MORE!!!!
13. MatthewX5000 - January 13, 2010 5:54 PM
Do not WANT!!!!!!!!1
14. I never back down - January 13, 2010 6:58 PM
@naas Damn right she looks fine as hell as a storm trooper why couldn't all of the movies have storm troopers like that?
15. Knobsack - January 13, 2010 7:17 PM
GW has changed again. The last one was alot more subtle but heaps funnier... Or maybe they just ran out of dope, either way...
16. Andrew - January 13, 2010 7:22 PM
It was expected, but I resisted as long as possible. This site has gone downhill inflated-tube-speed-snow-sledding-style and I'm a little disappointed in the consistency of mediocre material. Again....install the Stumble feature to your browser (FREE FOR ALL WHO ARE INTERESTED, CHECK IT OUT UNDER ANY SEARCH ENGINE) and you've literally found the source for this site.
17. Da Beard - January 13, 2010 7:37 PM
These last few posts don't seem like the normal GW. Does anybody else notice this?
18. nadalo@東京 - January 13, 2010 7:38 PM
is just half ass...pics are better if you don't dare to show full monthy
19. Da Beard - January 13, 2010 7:39 PM
Also Storm Trooper chick can meet my little troops any day! ;)
20. naas - January 13, 2010 7:56 PM
mmMMmmm hhmmMmmmm
21. Towiu - January 13, 2010 8:10 PM
It's like being on acid..... sexy, sexy acid.
22. bluefox - January 13, 2010 8:13 PM
I'm a chick and even I was excited by that.
23. Closet Nerd - January 13, 2010 8:14 PM
I wish the video quality was better.... just sayin
24. Closet Nerd - January 13, 2010 8:38 PM
Character: Princess Leia
Performer: Olivia Bellafontaine
Character: C-3PO
Performer: Lucy Fur
Character: Boba Fett
Performer: Audrey Deluxe
Character: Darth Vader
Performer: Charlotte LaBelle
Character: Stormtrooper
Performer: Courtney Cruz
Character: Jabba the Hutt
Performer: Scarlet O'Gasm
25. WillC - January 13, 2010 8:45 PM
Ok, maybe I don't go to strip clubs or "burlesques" but I THOUGHT the entire point was to show off do-able women/hotties... granted the Stormtrooper.. tasty.. but the rest.. really?!?
26. Wooderson - January 13, 2010 8:48 PM
Alright, alright, alright, alright....
27. Daniel Segatto - January 13, 2010 10:41 PM
I find it incredible that it´s SW AND hot chicks but still something burned my eyes, maybe it´s because of damn Jabba being the first, kinda contradictory for my synapses.
28. ganmerlad - January 14, 2010 1:54 AM
I love Adam Ant.
29. lllllll - January 14, 2010 3:34 AM
@stormtrooper chick
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30. ck - January 14, 2010 5:52 AM
at 22, so you're a bisexual chick so.... whats new?????
And as for the video, What the fvck? why didnt they show them topless like the pictures we saw before?? you do realize that Youtube is not the only place on earth where videos can be uploaded... i dont know, since we saw the pics the video was not necessary, C3PO was freaking scary, i cant believe the GW didnt say anything about it....
well nice try...
31. Jaded Icon - January 14, 2010 8:19 AM
@ 25
It's obvious you don't go to strip clubs. If you did you would know that they don't all look like the ones in Hollywood movies. The women in this are a little more realistic to what it's like.....unless you go to high class ones, but who can afford those?........at least that's what my friends who go to strip clubs say.....
32. Elwood Moose - January 14, 2010 9:13 AM
Show me some sweet sweet midget Yoda boobies, and THEN we can talk.
Also.... anyone who posted above me is gay.
33. cabbo - January 14, 2010 10:16 AM
"Edited by Dirty Gravy".
Ewwwwwww.
WTF with the music? Pretty out of place.
@30 well, we wouldn't want GW to say everything about it. What would we have to talk about here.
@31 well well Jaded. A new side to you?
Where I'm from, strip clubs are illegal. ILL-FUCKING-EGAL!
34. Closet Nerd - January 14, 2010 10:39 AM
@33 Its time to move if strip clubs are illegal where you live
35. strip clubs - January 14, 2010 11:03 AM
@33 where I'm from, cabbo is illegal. ILL-FUCKING-EGAL
36. cabbo - January 14, 2010 12:17 PM
@34 Don't think I don't know. Then again, I'm 18, and I have no qualifications that guarantee me a job anywhere. If I moved to a place with strip clubs, I'd probably end up having to work in them.
37. Jaded Icon - January 14, 2010 12:35 PM
@ 36
Illegal because of state laws? Don't tell me your in Utah or somthing....
By the way, there is no shame in working at a strip club, unless it is as a stripper and not a bouncer, then there would be TONS of shame......
38. Milkman - January 14, 2010 2:03 PM
Burlesque = ugly fatty, the equivalent of the girl who wasn't hot enough to be a cheerleader so she made it on the "spirit team"
Stripper = hot ass chick, sometimes skanky
I'm glad to say there was more fappage in some of these burlesque girls, but some were still downright scary.
39. Jstorm - January 14, 2010 3:35 PM
I think it's pretty safe to say that at around 1:45... BOBBA'S GOT BACK!
40. Walking shoes - January 15, 2010 11:01 AM
Show me some sweet sweet midget Yoda boobies, and THEN we can talk.
Also.... anyone who posted above me is gay.
41. FemmeTrooper - January 15, 2010 10:11 PM
Seriously, where can I get that storm trooper costume? that's so hot. I'd go trooping everywhere in that.
42. ItsATrap - January 20, 2010 9:45 PM
Hahahaha @ "boba's got back"
@38. The point of Burlesque is to avoid the trashy plastic bimbos with fake body parts and lypo and c-section scars at strip clubs. Real girls, realistic bodies (although sometimes there is a fake boob here and there).
Fortunately for the rest of the world, that is why you will remain in front of your computer screen fapping at fake girls instead of ever touching a real one, and why you have only one follower, a fat old bald dude (which is probably you anyway) on your website there.
Anyway, C3P0 is kind of amazing/terrifying, and I never thought there was any way to make Jabba the hut seem hot...
Storm trooper FTW though!