Jan 6 2010Whee: Pop Your Booty With Booty Pop Panties

I came

omg .. who would invent these? :O

I guess this is a form of "technology". Would've expected to see this on thesuperficial instead of here though. Lots o' booty.

THATS TUNAFISH!

When will they come out with Cock Pop for me?

@5, What's the matter? Are all the ones out now too big for you?

Booty Pop. Sounds like candy...and looks like candy. OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

There is a drag queen somewhere stockpiling these in the event of a women's underwear apocalypse.

I am so stockpiling these in the event of an underwear apocalypse.

If I were a dude I would be pissed at how misleading women can be now with the fake stuffed breast and now a fake stuffed ass. Hell by the time you get the bitch naked and stripped of her hair piece you must be thinking WTF? Now all you have laying in your bed is a balding woman thats built like a 12 year old boy. Keep it real ladies!!

Is there a reason why individual Geekologie postings are now bombarding my rig with malcious and OS disabling redirects? I suppose it's a small price to pay rather than dealing with this blog acquiring a delusion of grandeur and posts "rules" between the already lame ads and sister websites to weed out bandwidth. Why isn't the internet free again? Oh yeah, electricity for servers.

When I first read it I thought Booty Pop was something to do with farting.

lmfaoo i love all the shots of girls walking by and guys (and even GIRLS) going:

"DAYUM look at that booty. you know she's poppin."

LMFAO I remember when girls didnt want big round butts now we are supposed to buy underwear to give us big butts

@9

I agree

"Now I've known about Booty Pop panties for awhile now..."

wuuuuuuut?!

U uhner ahress!

oh fucking shit, there's no escape, not even here at one of my fave sites

just a little while ago i came into work late cuz i was gonna take a sick day,
but i saw this commercial and was so disturbed/disgusted with our reality that i decided to come in

at least now i'm getting paid i guess

my eyes are bleeding

@11, That would have been more entertaining.

It's a lie. A horrible horrible lie... kinda like makeup, pushup bras, pantyhoes, photoshop and etc...

@3 Yeah, and then we'd have to hear about how Kim Kardashian invented them.

Sooooo glad my wife has a naturaul big ol booty, and naturaul beauty; i.e. NO Booty Pop & NO Make up........ just sayin

I'm happy my booty is naturally poppin'. (:

@5.....four words....Derek Smalls, Cucumber, Tin-foil.

anyone else notice how there are only white girls in the add... lol- white girls cant have a booty

also what happens if a plane decompresses when you are wearing these... lol

Too ugly for the market

I do not like it when girls look like they have a big ass, but hey I'm a white guy not a black or a mexican.

false advertising. I like real booty better.

I like it when girls have a big ass, but hey I'm a bad mofo not a friendly ghost.

If a chick wants a big booty, they can take the easier alternative of just sitting around all day eatin' π

instant booteh! without the need of these horrid shorts.

Is that a pile of poo making up the center of the O in "POP"?

This is a joke right?
I don't understand why women want their butts to look like that of a negrito woman?

What really gets me is that women can pull this kinda stuff off to applause while my t-shirt that makes it look like I have amazing abs doesn't count. Not to mention the sock in the pants!

False advertising.
Imagine picking up a guy who only wanted you for your "AMAZING" ass... and then he leaves you naked. lol

God dammit women! When will your treachery end?! Now every time I look at a chick's ass I'll be thinking, "what if it's booty pop?"

"Just like the celebrities"

People need to get a life of their own and stop imitating. Really fucking sad America.

What a fucking joke. So by the time the women takes her makeup off, her pushup bra, her booty popping panties and her tummy tuck, she looks like a fucking man and gained about 25lbs.

Women are lazy, why not work for a nice ass and not just buy some fake shit so when she does take her pants off the man isn't like ... WOW bitch, you are ugly and have a flat ass.

fucking liars! women need to stop making clothes that lie or im going to invent some kind of underwear for guys that make every dick look 10 inches long. YA- HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT ONE GIRLS?!

@9- Damn right

You know this is just beautiful, God bless America, this marketing at it's absolute finest, and by fine I mean shallow soulless peace of ... but who doesn't like a nice round ass? I wonder if it leaves a bad imprint on your ass from wearing it too long? This shit it deceitful and wrong and... look at THAT ass!! never mind,

If a very saggy-assed woman wore this, her ass would look like a triangle.... I wonder what it would feel like to sit on it? And what good is it for?? To look good while wearing clothes??? GO TO THE GYM. GO TO THE GYM IF YOU WANT TO LOOK HOT FOR SOMEONE> COSMETIC SURGERY! Jesus Christ. the things slutty girls do these days just to make perverts look at them, if anything, they're all just sue-happy!!!

Or you can just do squats.

36 - LOL

I've found a design flaw, when you take your jeans off those lumps are gonna make your date think you shat yourself.

@ 22 and @9.LOL... I know id be pissed if some dude got into my bed and pulled some sock stuffer out of his pants. Nah ah.... I am also very happy I dont need to stuff nuttin, is to much hassle. But I love the video, funny.

i assume these are for white girls...

OMG, the final component has been completed! My worst nightmare is now possible:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-1C6QlvHl8
(fast forward to 3:00)

When will women stop the lying?!

Why is this on here?

Great, another dumb invention for this lazy fucking society.

My ass is tiny. I want a booty!...oh whoops I should be mocking it. I still want one though.

That's racist! Why would a black woman want a Booty Pop?! Its obvious that the black women presented here were fake.

Just more proof that all women lie!

Honestly, is this a freakin' joke?? As a Expert in the Booty department (I'm a Black Guy), I can recognize a phony bologna booty anywhere! And here's how:

A. Booty aren't pointy lumps...
B. Only a few White Girls have big bootys (numbers are climbing, though)...
C. I can tell by a woman's shape how her booty would look (I'm also an Ex-Porn Expert...
D. Since all men are into Anal Sex, there's no way you could NOT find out...

Stay Awesome, people!

I would be more furious if I saw some chick lose her ass in ten seconds because of pads than if she had stuffed her bra or even had two sets of genitalia for that matter. NEVER get the hopes of a booty man up :(

hahaha, my girlfriends ass is perfectly awesome. poor suckers that buy these... tsk tsk tsk. you wish your girlfriend was as hot as mine.

@24 then you outta get out more. I most definitely have an ass. My husband compares my body to Rhianna and I'm WHITE :)

Okay first things first, all you guys getting upset, tough shit, women ARE the best liars, you're just mad that you guys don't have better assets to do what we do best. A push up bra, a booty pop, hair extensions and perfect make up? Before she takes all of that stuff off, you are putty in her daintily acrylic manicured HANDS.

Now, secondly though, I have no ass. NONE whatsoever. I've heard every no ass joke in history! That being said, I can't think slappin a pair of these on would make my butt look good. I imagine it would look like I had two ped eggs shoved down my pants. That's how little ass I have.

However! Now you guys can have the excuse to run about and squeeze all the ass you can to make sure! Can you imagine what that feels like though? Aside from the ass prints you'd surely have, but its probably like squeezing a dish sponge in lyrica! Ewwww.

"I was just doing some quality control ma'am. Couldn't tell if you had a booty pop or your booty was just poppin!!"

And girls now have the ability to be completely fake without plastic surgery....great.

So they made underwear that turns flat asses into my ass. I should be getting royalties.

"you want your jeans to show off your booty"
You mean the underwears booty.
im 114 lbs (white girl) and i have a great ass,its called WORKING OUT.
jeezz what lazy people will do these days. lmao.

dont buy these!!! o.0

I dont know what the big deal is I know a lot of black women with flat asses and I know plenty of white women with big asses for some odd reason white children in todays day and age are being born with big asses their must be something in the water your skin color does not make the size of the butt quit makin everything racial black women jealous women and I am a black women.